[bobbylight]

Originally Posted by The Gem

Back in high school i delivered pizza, but things might have changed since then.


*anyone who works where you cannot see them in a real pizza parlor i.e. not a stupid chain, is an illegal immigrant.
*my boss fired one of his workers because they were trying to become legal, and thus he would be forced to be paid more.
*if you don't tip, we remember. If you consistently order just one pie and only give a dollar tip, there will be repercussions. People fail to realize that delivery is just like being a waiter, except instead of walking your food to you, we drive it. Please tip as if you were in a restaurant. If you give someone a tip that doesn't even cover the cost of gas to drive to you, your pizza will be fucked up the next time you get it.

*the vodka used to make vodka sauce, is the cheapest, dirtiest 2 dollar a handle Russian vodka that is available. (not sure if that matters).

*pizza parlors are a gold mine. they buy everything in bulk, and sell it at about 1500% mark-up value.

* pizza parlors hold a lot of cash, on a friday night there is thousands of dollars there. Very easy to rob. One of my co-workers robbed our restaurant 3 times and never got caught.

As a current pizza delivery guy, I will comment.

The people in my pizza place are all legal. I don't think this is the norm though. They all get checks on the books. Actually I heard one guy is illegal but has someone else's papers, so he goes by the name on the papers.

People that tip me shitty don't have anything happen to their pizza. Their is only one family that habitually tips me less than two dollars on about 30 dollar bills, one time he even tipping me 30 cents. I am not mean enough to do something to their pizza, knowing that they have little children.

The thing is they live in a nice house, and we charge a 2 dollar delivery charge, and the guy is actually nice, and he told me he wasn't rich enough to give good tips (he lives in a really nice house, probably costing 700,000 or more, in a rich area. I highly doubt that 3 extra dollars every time he orders pizza is going to cripple him financially), and that I'm getting something from the delivery charge. I was just so astonished that he assumed I got something from this that I didn't even correct him. Luckily he hasn't ordered a pie since then.

Anyway, I have never and don't plan on ever doing anything to anyone's food. Unless some sort of line is crossed, and you would have to do A LOT to cross it, the food will stay just the way it is. I can't say this for everyone though, because a lot of other people probably do differently. I could never, no matter how mean someone was to me, do anything to a pizza that was delivered to a house with small children. Really, its not the children's fault that they are douchebags and don't tip.

[bobbylight]

Originally Posted by ratman201

This is true of most alcohol used for sauces, unless you are in a very expensive restaurant. It makes a little difference, but not enough for people that don't cook for a living.

The dirty little secrect about vodka sauce is that vodka has basically no flavor. It's a great way to sell something to people with no palette.

First of all vodka has a taste. Take a sip of some vodka and try to tell me it tastes like water. Also, vodka sauce doesn't taste like vodka at all. And that has a taste too. You don't have to go to culinary school to figure that out.

[bobbylight]

Originally Posted by Nihilistic

bobby, your stories are very unimpressive. until you start dealing with garbage bags full fuck off and stop acting like your the shit because you smoked weed.

lol, At least I can tell what good weed is. You probably have garbage bags full of mexican brick.

[bobbylight]

Originally Posted by SakubyKimura

I agree completly with your post but you need to shut the fuck up as well, there are two kinds of drug dealers, those that need forklifts, and those that dont. garbage bags are for highschoolers.

I wasn't trying to say I was hot shit and dealt a lot. Notice how I said that my friends dealt a good amount, not even me. I was just trying to say that anyone that smokes on a regular basis should be able to tell how good weed is just by looking at it and smelling it for like 5 seconds.

I wasn't trying to brag about dealing. I dealt small amounts to support my habit, but that's about it. I wasn't trying to impress anyone. I'm just saying that he said he smoked more weed then I could even imagine, and that there is mysterious weed that looks and smells shitty but is really good, and I call bullshit on both of those things.

[icepick]

Originally Posted by bobbylight

lol, At least I can tell what good weed is. You probably have garbage bags full of mexican brick.

to be honest, your weed knowledge sounds rather rudimentary and one-dimensional. sorry bro, that's just the way i'm seeing it right now.

[Dr.Badtouch]

WHEN your the boss you get to hire girls.

[Nihilistic]

Originally Posted by bobbylight

lol, At least I can tell what good weed is. You probably have garbage bags full of mexican brick.

no actually, i grew up years ago and dont dabble with weed. When I did have some though it was BC grown chronic, thanks for coming out.

[Nihilistic]

Originally Posted by icepick

to be honest, your weed knowledge sounds rather rudimentary and one-dimensional. sorry bro, that's just the way i'm seeing it right now.

agreed, his gimmick is running on empty. it all depends on how the plant is grown. since its the THC that gets one high you CANNOT tell by looks and smell, you can only tell by how well that shit smokes.

i have seen some ugly ass buds in my day that were on par with some of the best to come out of other areas in the world. the fact of the matter is though, no pot is better then BC pot because they have the perfect conditions to grow. a well grown plant will ALWAYS smoke better then anything else.

go break the truck again bobby

[kakashi]

Originally Posted by Metho

It's funny, the company I work for had pens made up that said they were ISO 14001 certified.

Not a small, shitty company either. Shell Oil.

so what's your point ?

[icepick]

Originally Posted by Nihilistic

agreed, his gimmick is running on empty. it all depends on how the plant is grown. since its the THC that gets one high you CANNOT tell by looks and smell, you can only tell by how well that shit smokes.

i have seen some ugly ass buds in my day that were on par with some of the best to come out of other areas in the world. the fact of the matter is though, no pot is better then BC pot because they have the perfect conditions to grow. a well grown plant will ALWAYS smoke better then anything else.

go break the truck again bobby

well, looks and smell can certainly give you an indication. but you are right, there are surprises on both ends of the spectrum