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Old 12-09-2007, 09:48 PM   #111 (permalink)
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Yep. I was arrested and spent a night in jail for a traffic violation and it wasn't DUI or DWI. I was pulled over doing 35 in a 35 and was sent to jail. Of course the officer didn't like the fact that I was accelerating to that speed as fast as I could, or the fact that I was trying to outrun a similar make/model car with comparable modifications.

Oh, and as far as this thread - I love it. I can't wait to see what the weekday crew has to add. I wish I had something to add, but I work in a very uneventful industry with few dirty secrets. This is the only industry I've worked in.
Wait... huh?

anyway, this thread is amazing. Kind of a downer though.
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:05 PM   #112 (permalink)

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this thread is unraveling the underlying perverse sickness humans have to make a profit.

... another thing i can add is that political opinion polls mean absolutely nothing. the surveys are paid for by 'sponsors' who have their own agendas and the questions are biased... also i would sometimes randomly fill out samples just to meet my quotas.
Perverted?? How so?
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:17 PM   #113 (permalink)

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. One or two Ive known here have worked and in both cases the guy was a pushover who accommodated all her weirdness as in both cases he had zero success with western women in his native country.
Yay, there's hope for me after all!
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:22 PM   #114 (permalink)

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99.999% of everything in any car ad is complete horseshit from the mind of a marketing guy who couldn't change his own tire

people die in live fire exercises quite a bit, at least way more than you'd think. I'm in canada and have many friends in CF who have only really seen it training and US bases, heard of it a couple times on CF bases but not much at all.

American troops largely model themselves after Rambo<- thats not from me but a bunch of friends from CF and British specops
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:28 PM   #115 (permalink)
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Those would have been the travel loving westernised ones who dont care for Japanese conformity and ritual, a far cry from the ones who live their life here without ever leaving their own prefecture, and have a lot of the symptoms I mentioned earlier.

Lots of gaijin here date Japanese girls.........for a little while. Nearly every one of them eventually breaks up and the usual lingering sentiments was "she was just too much of a headcase!!". One or two Ive known here have worked and in both cases the guy was a pushover who accommodated all her weirdness as in both cases he had zero success with western women in his native country.
I happen to like Japanese culture. It's one of the reasons I married a Taiwanese girl instead of girl from Shanghai. I would have married a Japanese girl if I had spoken Japanese.
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:31 PM   #116 (permalink)
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uh, greenland halibut tend to concentrate between 300m and 500m down off the coast of labrador?



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Old 12-09-2007, 10:42 PM   #117 (permalink)

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Being in the field of Radiology I'll let you guys know a few things.

If you ever go to get an x-ray and they say it's "state of the art equipment"

It usually means circa 1985, but there's nothing wrong with it, still very good.

Ask if a Gonad Shield can be used on lower back, abdomen, or near the sex organs.

Keep an X-Ray Record Card, That way you might not need new X-rays, the doctor could use your previous ones.
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Old 12-09-2007, 10:55 PM   #118 (permalink)

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this is the best thread in mayberry, although it's fucked up my perception of the service industry
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Old 12-09-2007, 11:01 PM   #119 (permalink)

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Hardly any independent truck drivers follow the CDL laws. Most will only fill there logbook out to a miniumum and then if they get pulled over (which is very rare) they quickly write in some made up hours.
yep my dad is a truck driver and he does the same shit.....he sleeps like 4 hours when he should sleep like 8-10
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*If you buy an hour of unlimited bowling, it'll run out in 45 to 50 minutes.

*Your waiter is probably drunk or high

*Chiropractors are frauds, they get erections if you walk in there after a car accident

*If you steal from Linens N Things they're not going to do anything about it. Go on and return everything you stole withou a receipt and the manager will gladly give you a gift card and store credit.

*Personal trainers are worthless

*Starbucks does not keep track of how much coffee is made, it takes nothing for them to give you a free cup so if you pay with exact change and just hand the cashier your money they could just pocket it.

*You can return anything at big 5 or Linens N Things without any questions asked, even if you dont have a receipt and the item is broken.
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