[Nihilistic]

Originally Posted by Smooth_Criminal

All of the shoes we sell at Athletes World are pure garbage. Nike has them made for pennies by kids in China, and the "new technology" we put in shoes is just different colored pieces of foam. We steal shoes from the back and i once masturbated into a pair of 300 dollar Jordans

LMAO the old Jerk @ Work, good on ya tho. $300 Jordans need to be cum covered in order to work properly ;)

[Mithra]

Originally Posted by Smooth_Criminal

All of the shoes we sell at Athletes World are pure garbage. Nike has them made for pennies by kids in China, and the "new technology" we put in shoes is just different colored pieces of foam. We steal shoes from the back and i once masturbated into a pair of 300 dollar Jordans

Did you at least give the customer a price cut

[Diyako]

Well there is no way in hell that i am not contributing to this great thread. so the company is called Proflowers.com
and the process is very simple. you go ahead and buy whatever ridiculously exspensive product you want. such as steaks/cakes/cookies/brownies/hand dipped strawberrys/flowers.... all very overpriced.

anywho all you have to do is call in and say that your stuff was bad and you want a FULL REFUND + REPLACEMENT of the item. it is the most basic of our training to give a full refund and replacement right when asked for it. and all their shit is really good. even have organic fruits and nuts.

[JSN]

Originally Posted by Nihilistic

LMAO the old Jerk @ Work, good on ya tho. $300 Jordans need to be cum covered in order to work properly ;)

for $300, it better be neurosurgeon cum.

[Smooth_Criminal]

Also at Athletes World the best commissions come from the huge dude with lots of gold chains and a bunch of ghetto looking friends tagging along. You won't think he has money, but he'll buy 3 pairs of Nike's. Then go home and eat Mac and Cheese

[Mithra]

Originally Posted by Diyako

anywho all you have to do is call in and say that your stuff was bad and you want a FULL REFUND + REPLACEMENT of the item. it is the most basic of our training to give a full refund and replacement right when asked for it. and all their shit is really good. even have organic fruits and nuts.

No kidding?

[Nickotine]

If you get a call from a telemarketer and hang up the phone without saying anything it will be put down as a "nothing on the line" and you will be called back again very soon

Also if you are a dickhead to the telemarketer there is a good chance they will schedule you a quick callback just to piss you off.So be nice to them and remember most of them fucking hate their job with a passion and just do it because it pays better then minimum wage

[JSN]

Originally Posted by Smooth_Criminal

Also at Athletes World the best commissions come from the huge dude with lots of gold chains and a bunch of ghetto looking friends tagging along. You won't think he has money, but he'll buy 3 pairs of Nike's. Then go home and eat Mac and Cheese

yeah that's called "ghetto rich" - pretty common in detroit. dude will be driving a denali on 24" spinners and live in a bordeline condemned home.

[gfresh]

Spinal surgery works 33% of the time. 33% of the time it makes you worse, and 33% it does nothing.

[Diyako]

Originally Posted by Mithra

No kidding?

Guaranteed brother. im gonna have my little brother and his GF each do it for some fruit and cakes. then get refunded and replaced. ive done it so many times i cryed.