[Torgo]

http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi

You enter a word, and it inserts that word into a random well known British or American advertising slogan.

I started with "poo" and got increasingly filthier... Until I was a giggly middle schooler all over again.

Enjoy.

The Best Part of Waking Up is Poo in Your Cup.
Snap into a Poo!
Don't Forget The Poo, Mum.
Tell Them About The Poo, Mummy.
Feel The Raw Naked Poo Of The Road.
The Biggest Poo Pennies Can Buy.
Things Go Better with Poo.
I'm a Secret Shit Drinker.
Ribbed For Her Shit.
Better Ingredients, Better Shit.
Uh-oh, Better Get Shit.
Bet You Can't Eat Shit.
The Shit is Mightier than the Sword.
Get Busy with the Dick.
Make Room for the Dick.
Hands That Do Dishes Can Be Soft As Your Ass.
Leggo my Dick!
Put A Dick In Your Tank.
The Ass that Smiles Back.
Exceedingly Good Dick.
Tough on Dirt, Gentle on Ass.
It Takes A Tough Man To Make A Tender Dick.
The Ass That Likes To Say Yes.
He Who Thinks Ass Drinks Ass.
You Can Really Taste The Ass!
I Wish I Were a Balls Weiner.
It's Slightly Rippled with a Flat Balls.
Recommended By Dr. Balls.
I Can't Believe I Ate The Whole Ass.
There's More Than One Way To Eat A Dick.
Nothing Sucks Like A Dick.
Spreads Straight from the Balls.
See the Dick, Feel the Shine.
Gee, Your Dick Smells Terrific.
There's no Wrong Way to Eat a dick.
Fall Into The Pussy.
Have You Had Your Pussy Today?
Which Twin has the Pussy?
Give That Man A Pussy.
P-P-P-Pick Up A Pussy.
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Pussy.
Go To Work On A Pussy.
Come One, Come All To Pussy.
Wow! I Could Have Had a Pussy!
Get Back Your 'Ooo' With Pussy.
Strong and Beautiful, Just Like Pussy.
Super Pussy is Almost Here.
Got Pussy?

And possibly the best one ever:
Pussy. It's What's For Dinner

[Steve Dougson]

"He Who Thinks Cum Drinks Cum."

I have no idea what the original slogan is.

[Torgo]

More Cum Please.
A Tough Cum to Follow.
Made In Scotland From Cum.
Fast Cum and Good for You.
Monsieur, with this Cum you are really spoiling us.
Time To Make The Cum.
Where's The Cum?
Get the Door - It's Cum.
Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Cum.
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cum.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Cum.\\
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Cum?
Devon Knows How They Make Cum So Creamy.
Moving at the Speed of Cum.
Leaves Your Cum Minty not Mediciney.
Cum Is Good For You.
It's Good To Talk Cum.
The Good Cum Kids Go For.

[Steve Dougson]

"What's In Your Asshole?"
"Ribbed For Her Asshole."

[Kyryllo]

Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Pedo Knows for Sure.
Super Pedo is Almost Here.
Pedo, the Other White Meat.
Get the Door - It's George Bush.
I'm Only Here For The Anal Sex.
Simple Impartial Anal Sex.
A Finger of Anal Sex is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat.
You Too Can Have A Shitty Car Like Mine.
If You Want To Get Ahead, Get A Shitty Car.
Aaahh, Shitty Car!
You Too Can Have A $5 Hoe Like Mine.
Maybe She's Born With It, Maybe It's $5 Hoe.
You Deserve A $5 Hoe Today.
Nothing Comes Between Me And My $5 Hoe.
151 Countries, One $5 Hoe.

[Kyryllo]

Behold the Power of Ninja. (<--yes I'm serious it came out)
It's Not TV. It's Ninja.
Pure Ninja.
Tell Them About The Ninja, Mummy.
Pardon Me, Do You Have Any Grey Ninja?
Where's The Ninja?
Look, Ma, No Ninja!
Get the Door - It's Ninja.
Ninja Is Our Middle Name.

[Torgo]

Moms Like You Choose Monkey Cum.
Too Orangey for Monkey Cum.
Don't Say Brown, Say "Monkey Cum".
You'll Wonder Where the Yellow Went, When You Brush Your Teeth with Monkey Cum.
I Bet He Drinks Monkey Cum.

[Revok]

Vorsprung Durch Pwnt.

[Torgo]

Come See the Softer Side of Rickson By Armbar.
Rickson By Armbar, and on, and on...
Australians Wouldn't Give A Rickson By Armbar For Anything Else.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Rickson By Armbar.
Every Kiss Begins With Rickson By Armbar.

[Darwinist]

Originally Posted by Revok

Vorsprung Durch Pwnt.

LOLOLO!!!!!

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