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Old 06-15-2008, 09:59 PM   #1 (permalink)

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So I totally met the girl of my dreams last night...

But she's talking to someone!

I met this chick at the club. I introduce myself, and she initially gives me a fake name. So it seems we went to middle school together. I get her real name, and we start talking about interests.

It turns out this chick loves to watch mma and boxing. I told her I train, and had a few fights. She was amazed cause i dont look like i train or would be into mma. This chick told me she rides motorcycles, and told her i ride bikes too.

I asked if she had a boyfriend, she said no, she's talking to someone. But i did get her phone number, with the disclaimer *i dont want to lead you on. BS.

Anyways, just expressing a little bit of frustration that the one time i meet a chick who definitely seems "on the level" shes talking to someone. Whatever the hell that means?

Im a bouncer at a nightclub, so i get pussy here and there. meet chicks, whatevers. but theres a lot of garbage ass females out there. Very rarely will i meet a chick with any substance, especially at the club scene.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:05 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Fake name, "I'm talking to someone," and "I don't want to lead you on"??

Don't get your hopes up.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:07 PM   #3 (permalink)

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You got all excited about it and came and made a thread on sherdog about it when its clear the bitch dont like you.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:07 PM   #4 (permalink)

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Fake name and "I don't want to lead you on"??

Don't get your hopes up.
Nothing more to see here, move along folks.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:08 PM   #5 (permalink)

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I met this chick at the club...
Stop. The girl of your dreams is a club girl?


Sweet irony.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:09 PM   #6 (permalink)

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What does talking to someone else mean? Is that, well I'm fucking this guy but he hasn't became my B/F just yet or what? You might become the fall back at best it sounds like
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:10 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:11 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Stop. The girl of your dreams is a club girl?


Sweet irony.
Actually... yeah you're right, you are not going to meet the girl of your dreams in a club.

Unless the girl of your dreams in Paris Hilton.
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:13 PM   #9 (permalink)
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What does talking to someone else mean? Is that, well I'm fucking this guy but he hasn't became my B/F just yet or what? You might become the fall back at best it sounds like
According to some black women I was on a jury with it means "having sex with".
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Old 06-15-2008, 10:14 PM   #10 (permalink)

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The fact she is "talking to someone" is also a lie.
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