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Old 03-23-2007, 11:35 PM   #1 (permalink)
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so this female friend of mine sends me a text message...

i havnt seen her in about 10 months, when i finished university. we kept in touch through txt a bit then i went travelling for a few months and we both been busy with life since i got back. we always talked about catching up but never happened, until i got a txt from her this morning, presumably a response to my text that i sent her 3 WEEKS ago.

Hey 'Gronk'. No excuses are good enough but i'm so sorry for my hermit behaviour. How about a double feature film this monday night? i'm also free next friday and sunday. wanna catch up? how have u been anyway?

so sherdog female experts, does she really wanna catch up or doe she want a 'blast from the past' (meaning my manjuice)????
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:37 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Do you make her cum when you have sex? If so, then she probably wants your man juice. If not, then this is just typical femal sentimentalism.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:44 PM   #3 (permalink)
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i've never fucked her, i had feelings for her once and i reckon she had a thing for me but 10 months is a lotta time. I still think she's a great chick and i'm gonna say yes to her offer by all means, but i just wanna know if i should go expecting something a little more than i'd bargin for.
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Old 03-23-2007, 11:59 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i've never fucked her, i had feelings for her once and i reckon she had a thing for me but 10 months is a lotta time. I still think she's a great chick and i'm gonna say yes to her offer by all means, but i just wanna know if i should go expecting something a little more than i'd bargin for.
10 months huh? maybe she just had some creeps' kid who left as soon as that test turned pink, knew you would still be putty in her hands and will make a good babysitter.
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Old 03-24-2007, 12:04 AM   #5 (permalink)

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10 months huh? maybe she just had some creeps' kid who left as soon as that test turned pink, knew you would still be putty in her hands and will make a good babysitter.



Brutal.

Hopefully, she likes you and wants your ding-a-ling or at least wants to be friends and wants to "see what happens from there."

Give her a call.
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Old 03-24-2007, 12:13 AM   #6 (permalink)
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the key is DO NOT make yourself too available to her...she will not hold her interest if you show up at her doorstep like a lost puppydog every time she calls. She tells you she's free Monday, next Friday and Sunday, you tell her Monday's no good, Friday and Sunday are maybes and you will get back to her. Get in that driver seat my friend.
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Old 03-24-2007, 12:13 AM   #7 (permalink)
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hahahah nah she's a really really shy girl, i was like the only person she talked to in my class for the 2 n a half yrs we had classes together, she also confessed to me that she had 'no life'. she's one of those beautiful but doesn't know it eccentric types, i love them kinda women. but yeh i just replyed to her message saying that i'd love to go watch some films at the cinemas with her monday night. film is her life so i know she's gonna love it if i'm enthusiastic about it too.
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Old 03-24-2007, 12:17 AM   #8 (permalink)
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but yeh i just replyed to her message saying that i'd love to go watch some films at the cinemas with her monday night. film is her life so i know she's gonna love it if i'm enthusiastic about it too.
you didn't read my post above did you?
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Old 03-24-2007, 12:20 AM   #9 (permalink)
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it's that simple.

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the key is DO NOT make yourself too available to her...she will not hold her interest if you show up at her doorstep like a lost puppydog every time she calls. She tells you she's free Monday, next Friday and Sunday, you tell her Monday's no good, Friday and Sunday are maybes and you will get back to her. Get in that driver seat my friend.
good av, good advice.
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Old 03-24-2007, 12:22 AM   #10 (permalink)
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dude i think 10 months is long enough of me not being available to her.
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