[Dienekes]

So all morning and most of the afternoon a female cardinal has been attacking my window in my bedroom.







Theres no nest in the bush shes in, but I'm pretty sure she is just attacking her reflection in my window. Now the question at hand is how do I get her to stop??

Option A.)


Or option B.)

[X The Dude X]

Option B would definitely be more fun, but option A will probably do the trick.

[The Hug Dog]

Haha, I'm not a gun guy by any means but I'm guessing option B would be fairly effective

[stik]

dude, thats crazy....all morning here a male cardinal has been attacking its reflection on a shiny ****l electric box thats layin in the bushes next to my window. All day ive been watchin and listening to that bastard attackin himself! lol

[stik]

^^^so u cant spell ****l here? wtf

[stik]

hahaha, ok steel then

[Nietzsche13]

Tape picture of owl inside window.

[DREONM24]

man that's a tough one......U should stand by the window and when that broad goes for the window, open it so she flies in, then the turture begins.
1.) try and catch it, or hit it, and KO the bird.
2.) as it's passed out, tie it up with some shoelaces or something
3.) make a small incision in its stomach
4.) make a firecracker with a little longer wick
5.) stuff the firecracker in it;s belly
6.) when it wakes up, untie it, light the firecracker and let the bird go outside
7.) BOOM, dead Cardinal guts everywhere

or just shoot it with your shotgun that would be fun as well, without feeling like you need therapy after those 7 steps.

[brackis1]

Originally Posted by Nietzsche13

Tape picture of owl inside window.

Winner

[Timbaland]

Spray it with a garden hose until its had enough and leaves