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Old 03-20-2008, 11:58 PM   #31 (permalink)

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Too bad you couldn't see it because he pwned your ass.
I don't get it.

I was confused about that post.
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Old 03-20-2008, 11:59 PM   #32 (permalink)

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Wow, you went for 2 hours and never came, how slow were you going?
Not slow at all actually, varying speeds, I told her to turn around and hit it from behind, she got on top. I think I was just focused.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:02 AM   #33 (permalink)

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Congrats. To celebrate your 21st birthday and devirginization, I'll buy you a beer at Hooters of Anaheim... or maybe I'll just have one in your honor.
Fo' sliggity ma' brotha'

I stay in Santa Ana actually, Anaheim's my city though.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:07 AM   #34 (permalink)

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Yeah, I hear ya. Angel Stadium, Honda Center, and Hooters - what more could you ask for in a city?
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:13 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Well done, no shame, keep 'em coming
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:17 AM   #36 (permalink)

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Yeah, I hear ya. Angel Stadium, Honda Center, and Hooters - what more could you ask for in a city?
Not to mention House of Blues, Espn Zone, and Disneyland.
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Old 03-21-2008, 12:41 AM   #37 (permalink)

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Old 03-21-2008, 12:58 AM   #38 (permalink)

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haha i made a thread like this a few weeks ago, my ass got owned =\ Good shit though, were you intentionally holding out for this long, or has your luck just been that bad?
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:06 AM   #39 (permalink)

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bullshit! no one lasts more than 5 minutes on their first time! congrats tho
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Old 03-21-2008, 01:16 AM   #40 (permalink)

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Wow, you went for 2 hours and never came, how slow were you going?
ive gone at it for as long as an hour before without nutting the first few times I had sex
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