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Old 01-09-2007, 09:35 PM   #1 (permalink)

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I'm a virgin at the moment, but I expect to have sex eventually. And when that time comes I want to be well prepared and good in bed. So could you guys please post up some hints and tips for being good in bed. I didn't wanna post this one in the OT otherwise I would of got replies like 'pee in her but hole' etc. The help that you guys post up wont just be for me but everyone else that lacks experience in that area, reading this thread. Thanks! :-)
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:35 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Oh yeah, feel free to share any useful links on things such as going down on a chick etc.
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:37 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Old 01-09-2007, 09:45 PM   #4 (permalink)

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Unfortunately the only way at getting better at sex is having a lot of sex.
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:47 PM   #5 (permalink)
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when in missionary... get really close and grind your pelvis against her clit... also, understand where her G-spot is. Doggy style, specifically when the girl lays flat on her stomach and spreads for you, is especially good for hitting it.

you can thank me for these when the time comes.
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Old 01-09-2007, 09:48 PM   #6 (permalink)
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you have to have alot of sex before you get good at it,

or you could jerk off alot.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:29 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Yea your first time you will bust in 10 seconds. Don't worry about being good your first time. It's not going to happen.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:33 PM   #8 (permalink)
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don't worry about the G spot....it's very overrated
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:38 PM   #9 (permalink)

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1. rub the clit while doing her from behind.
2. don't overdo it with the tits, it tends to bother women.
3. learn about kegel exercises; they can help you control yourself.
4. try to "warm her up" before penetration; this will help her get in the mood mentally, and will also trigger her body to start preparing itself for sex (i.e.: lubrication and widening/lengthening of the vaginal walls).
5. work out - If you're phisically fit, you'll turn her on much better, and your improved circulation will help with your length and endurance.
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Old 01-09-2007, 10:38 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Nothing can teach you better than experience. Be prepared to either cum really fast or not for a really long time.
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