I was looking around for t3h funn3h to paste into the "your own chopper" thread and came across this amazing invention.
BEHOLD!
ProMow, Inc. ::: Single Push Gang Reel Mower
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The Pro 101 is ideal for those that want the quality of a reel cut and have that “in-between” yard – too large for a push mower, too small for a gang. The “101“ requires minimal horse power – ideal for Seniors and others with disabilities to pull behind their electric wheel chair.
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So now a senior citizen who is limited to a mobile electric scooter can easily mow their lawn. All they have to do is go outside with their mowing attachment, get up from their chair to attach this lightweight 50lb mower and... wait... oh....hmmm....damn. How the hell is a person so immobile that they rely on a scooter going to store, bring out, attach, and then detach a pull mower from their scooter?