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Old 07-18-2008, 08:01 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Scientology and my job

I'm an account manager who basically flogs IT equipment. I don't cold call anymore because I've been there for years and I pretty much hate it.
Bored on a Friday afternoon I decided to call the UK head office of Scientology in London to get the name of their IT Manager and couldn't get anywhere even remotely, aside from the fact they have around 50 users.
Any crafty ideas? It'd be lovely to actually have something appear on my commission slip from them, even if it was a penny.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:05 PM   #2 (permalink)

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Just leave them alone. They eat babies.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:13 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Great point, I'd offer them babies in return for a sale.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:15 PM   #4 (permalink)

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offer to convert a herd of mindless chavs for them in return for a big order
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:28 PM   #5 (permalink)

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They worship clams, I think. I want a part of this shit, whether the big clams eat the baby clams or not.
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:31 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Let me guess, a fan of "Ethan Hunt" ?
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Old 07-18-2008, 08:34 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Does he share a surname with Mike?
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Do what papa lazarou would do, force you way in dressed as someone from the minstrel show and make the head of IT your wife
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Do what papa lazarou would do, force you way in dressed as someone from the minstrel show and make the head of IT your wife
This is quite a good observation. I've got the hair, I just need to pawn all my silver in favour of gold. I chop a chilli up a treat on the chopping board as well, so I might bring my chopping board for my special trick :-*
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Ahhhh, Mission Impossible I still like Mike Unt more
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