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Old 11-07-2009, 04:42 AM   #111 (permalink)

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Easy answer: Dont put them up on one. You can treat them well and thats all good. If you find one with a past like that, trust me 90 percent of them aren't gonna change. The other percent will rarely ever change. You might as well find a girl with the qualities you want to begin with.
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Old 11-07-2009, 04:49 AM   #112 (permalink)

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just got back from my date w/ the smokin hot 28 year old...and i gotta say i have a goofy ass smile on my face right now cuz i played my cards just right...got a good long make out kiss before i dropped her off and she told me to call her on sunday. hooray for me bitches!
Ill give you a hooray, but what is special about this? Are you younger/older. Never date?
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:14 AM   #113 (permalink)
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Bitches aint shit my friend.
I hope you and Mr Hand will be very happy together.
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:20 AM   #114 (permalink)
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Ill give you a hooray, but what is special about this? Are you younger/older. Never date?
well...im 25...broke up w/ my girlfriend back in march and have been banging bar sluts up untill now...so its just nice to go out on a date with a good looking girl and have it work out right...
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Old 11-07-2009, 05:59 AM   #115 (permalink)

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I hope you and Mr Hand will be very happy together.
I believe it's Mrs hand
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Old 11-07-2009, 06:11 AM   #116 (permalink)
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I believe it's Mrs hand
Maybe both
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Old 11-07-2009, 11:14 AM   #117 (permalink)
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I guess it's more of a feeling of "That guy works at Jiffy Lube and sells drugs, I cant believe you would even give him the time of day much less have moved in with him for a year." I guess I'd like to feel that I'm better than that and not be grouped with such type of guys.

I've felt this way about a couple of girls and have even felt that way with my wife. Even she will admit that she's dated a lot of loser lowlifes. I also think that women's choices change as they mature. In their teens and early twenties they go out with the exciting, fun guys, then in their late twenties become more responsible and go for the better providers.
While I think it'sr right for men to be providers in a relationship, I also think it's sad if that's all you can offer a woman. I would like to think women are attracted to me on a purely animal level for my good genes. Tall, strong and small pecker so I won't easily be hurt by groin kicks.

You should also realize there's a reason why it's 'women and children'. Women don't have enough control of their emotions to make rational decicions about those things, that's why it's your job as a man to make sure she does.

I believe the women least likely to fuck loser are those with strong, succesfull fathers, where they have seen what a real man looks like. Many of those skanks I suppose come from broken homes and mistake douchebaggery and thuggery for masculinity.
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:23 PM   #118 (permalink)
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I know how it is man . Girl I'm dating now is like that . She dated a jobless , *apparently bloods gang member * that did drugs and sold drugs in the past , lived with her while she worked and paid for everything , he didnt have a car. I thought so highly of her at first .SHe had a good life good parents , good upbringing no reason to date losers . Oh and he was butt ugly . She even put the guy in jail for hitting her then when i was hangin with her just as a friend took me to see him in jail ! needless to say i sat in the car and was like wtf .The way she described him to be she hyped this guy up so much saying he was ripped and could fight . Needless to say i say a picture of him hes 5"7 137 lbs and she never saw him fight before . I think I'm only one out of two guys that had car . Shes 23 iam 25 . Only one in College too . She is so picky about me and compares me to guys in the past oh and all of them have been butt ugly . I dont know but , iam exactly like the TS here .
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^ what the fucking fuckery, um cereally, wut?
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:12 PM   #120 (permalink)

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I know how it is man . Girl I'm dating now is like that . She dated a jobless , *apparently bloods gang member * that did drugs and sold drugs in the past , lived with her while she worked and paid for everything , he didnt have a car. I thought so highly of her at first .SHe had a good life good parents , good upbringing no reason to date losers . Oh and he was butt ugly . She even put the guy in jail for hitting her then when i was hangin with her just as a friend took me to see him in jail ! needless to say i sat in the car and was like wtf .The way she described him to be she hyped this guy up so much saying he was ripped and could fight . Needless to say i say a picture of him hes 5"7 137 lbs and she never saw him fight before . I think I'm only one out of two guys that had car . Shes 23 iam 25 . Only one in College too . She is so picky about me and compares me to guys in the past oh and all of them have been butt ugly . I dont know but , iam exactly like the TS here .
Wow, Matt. I'm no expert, but I don't think your GF is marriage material.
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