[Throatpoker]

lol, nerds giving nerds advice; however, it's pretty good:

Introduction
Believe it or not, most people on this planet wonder how to get laid because they do get laid much much less often than they'd like, simply because they don't realize a few key secrets that I'm about to give you about how to get laid.
Instructions
Difficulty: Moderate
Things You'll Need

* Confidence
* Charisma
* Social Skills
* Experience

Steps:

Step One
In order to get laid, you first need to get mentally prepared by cleansing yourself of any excuses you might have. Typically, these include "only rich guys get laid", "you're either born with it or not" and "you need to look like a fitness model to get laid".

In order to do this, just do a little study. Walk down the street, and notice the couples with the hottest girls, and then look at the kind of guys they are with (not exactly Brad Pitt, right?). Write the percentages down, how many percent of the men were attractive.

Proceed by looking at the boyfriends of the most attractive female friends and acquaintances that you have. How many of them are average or below average financially? Write it down.

*You do not have any attractive female friends and acquaintances? You have a different problem than just trying to get laid. You need to look at at your social life first. Join all the social clubs and organizations that you can and start getting a cool, social life with plenty of female friends.

Step Two
Now that you are mentally ready to get laid - Go to a social gathering and start "working the room". This simply means talk to and acquainting yourself with everyone there. Be charming, funny and respectful and people will love you! Just keep moving from one group to another.

*Note, in other to be successful at this, you must genuinely forget about trying to get laid. You need to approach women (and everyone really) with the genuine want and only the desire to socialize and get to know people. Ironically enough, wanting and behaving like you want to get laid will repel women off of you, which at the end of the night means - *you don't get laid!"

Step Three
As the night progresses and you have befriended most of the people (and women) in the place... (*without* trying to get laid, but only socializing) some of the women you had talked to to will start becoming more flirtatious and perhaps even "touchy-feely with you". These are the women that are looking to get laid.

Step Four
Of the ones who have displayed this increased interest and signs that they want to get laid - pick the one you like best, and then invent an excuse for the two of you to move to a more intimate space. If this is a party it can be something like "Woah, it's so loud in here, let's continue this conversation over here" [as you take her and lead her by the hand to an empty -get laid- room]

If this is in a club or some other environment, it's usually something like: "let me show you my [whatever you were talking about]", and lead her to your apartment". You're on your own from here champ. That part of how to get laid is left up to you ;)

Overall Tips & Warnings

* None of this will work to get you laid unless you have mastered basic approaching and social skills. This means, you are the kind of person who can approach any person, any where and have 90% of them smiling and laughing... which is a skill made up of the skills: approaching, public speaking, humor, working a room, confidence and charisma.

* Each one of these skills is a learn-able skill in much the same way that you can learn how to play the guitar or speak a foreign language. In much the same way there are books, courses, organizations and groups that can teach you each of these separate skills. The get laid skill is simply a larger skill made up of these smaller ones

* Contrary to what charlatans out there might want to sell you... you cannot make a woman want to get laid with you. As a man, you can only identify the women who have gone out with an intent (or at least the willingness) to get laid... and then provide them the opportunity to do so. Any attempt to cajole or make a woman want to have sex with you is considered sexual harassment

* When we say giving her an "excuse" for moving to a more intimate place, we assume a 2-sided excuse. This means that both you and her know that it is only a socially sanctioned excuse for moving to a more private spot so you can get laid. When you say "It's loud here, let's go over here to continue", it must be clear to her that this is only an excuse. If you actually give the woman a false reason to moving somewhere else with an intent to trick her, then that is non-ethical. Be sure to make the difference and get laid ethnically.

http://www.ehow.com/how_2097845_get-laid-tonight.html

[skinny_dan]

One thing I wonder is

back in the day men didn't need to be told how to attract women, you didn't have guides like this.

Why do people nowadays need these guides?

[Throatpoker]

I've wondered the same thing; even though I can approach anyone and start a conversation, I've always had difficulty on this aspect, lol.

[skinny_dan]

How old are you?

I'm 23, I think most guys my age pretend they are getting more than they are. Most guys I know are single, and aren't getting much sex at all. And I know all sorts of people (from sports guys to nerds to ordinary types).

As for me, I'm not getting any either. I'm similar to you in a way.

[bigdirty]

One thing I noticed about guys that are complaining they are not gettin any is due to the fact that their standards are too high and they are complete smucks.

[Throatpoker]

Originally Posted by skinny_dan

How old are you?

I'm 23, I think most guys my age pretend they are getting more than they are. Most guys I know are single, and aren't getting much sex at all. And I know all sorts of people (from sports guys to nerds to ordinary types).

As for me, I'm not getting any either. I'm similar to you in a way.

I'm 21. Even though, like I said, I've had lots of difficulties in this department, I've gotten lucky in two or three occasions. Like the article says, you have to put the thought of getting laid in the back of your mind, and just go out, have fun, and meet new people. That initiative towards socializing is the key to attracting women.

Originally Posted by bigdirty

One thing I noticed about guys that are complaining they are not gettin any is due to the fact that their standards are too high and they are complete smucks.

I agree. My brother told that the more a hunter shoots, the more likely he is of hitting something. So yeah, one should lower them, but not too much, lol.

[MrPissant]

Actually it's simpler than that. Women are all auditory. Compliment them on their shoes and hair and smell good, and you're in.

Quickly actually.

[Throatpoker]

Originally Posted by MrPissant

Actually it's simpler than that. Women are all auditory. Compliment them on their shoes and hair and smell good, and you're in.

Quickly actually.

Yeah, but those compliments should have some substance to them. I have seen way too many guys just machine gun those compliments. Chicks can see through that; one needs to carefully look at what they like, or at what they're worried about/focused on, in order to truly get her attention with a compliment.

[bigdirty]

Im 32 I've slept with about 80 so women. about half are pigs. It also has to do with what YOU"RE bringing to the table. If your in you late twentys and overweight with no sense of how to somewhat dress AND still live with your parents most likey you are not gettin squat.

[MrPissant]

Originally Posted by bigdirty

Im 32 I've slept with about 80 so women. about half are pigs. It also has to do with what YOU"RE bringing to the table. If your in you late twentys and overweight with no sense of how to somewhat dress AND still live with your parents most likey you are not gettin squat.

Absofuckinglutely.

That's the point I was making. Then again, I'm fairly attractive and have a good job and haven't lived in with my parents since I was 18. So as Jack Nicholson would say from "The Departed" ...

."I don't need pussy anymore. BUt I like it"

Ya gotta just sincerely pretend like you're listening and sincerely pretend that you're complimenting them.

I'm a good liar, so by "Sincerely Pretend", I mean just that. I'm pretending to sincerely listen to you and most women fall for it. Because I am sincere. At least on the surface. I do care about what you're talking about. Sincerely.

But after it's all said and done?