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Old 12-23-2006, 12:44 AM   #1 (permalink)

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The other day in class, I was checking out some chick in the class, and I noticed she'd dyed her hair black. so I said, " Blondies got black hair." A couple of dudes in the class said "uh, yeah...dumbass....it's been that way since, like, last week."

I replied, more loudly than I should have, "Yeah? Well, who the fuck looks at her hair?"

The sensitive, pc boys were all shocked that I would say something so crass and sexist. A couple of the sensitive boys said, "nice, man....." as if I was a neandertal, clubbing her on the head, and rolled their eyes.

You know what? Every chick in the room dug it. they loved it

Girls like to be pretty. Fact.

Girls like it when a guy is willing to think of them as sexually useful. Fact.

Even when they say otherwise, they still like to be thought of as PHYSICALLY hot. Fact

Dudes trying to be sensitive and all proper are not right. Be a man. Like women for what they are.

Screw being PC. Fuck being in touch with your feminine side. Be a man, love women.

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Old 12-23-2006, 01:04 AM   #2 (permalink)

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I think the problem is that you give the same delivery and type of "jokes" as the b-grade stuff from Jay Leno monologues

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Old 12-23-2006, 01:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:30 AM   #4 (permalink)

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So what are you saying? You don't like women with hair on their heads? Would you rather she shave her head? It is likely that you DO lookat her hair, whether you realise it or not.
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:31 AM   #5 (permalink)

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The other day in class, I was checking out some chick in the class, and I noticed she'd dyed her hair black. so I said, " Blondies got black hair." A couple of dudes in the class said "uh, yeah...dumbass....it's been that way since, like, last week."

I replied, more loudly than I should have, "Yeah? Well, who the fuck looks at her hair?"

The sensitive, pc boys were all shocked that I would say something so crass and sexist. A couple of the sensitive boys said, "nice, man....." as if I was a neandertal, clubbing her on the head, and rolled their eyes.

You know what? Every chick in the room dug it. they loved it

Girls like to be pretty. Fact.

Girls like it when a guy is willing to think of them as sexually useful. Fact.

Even when they say otherwise, they still like to be thought of as PHYSICALLY hot. Fact

Dudes trying to be sensitive and all proper are not right. Be a man. Like women for what they are.

Screw being PC. Fuck being in touch with your feminine side. Be a man, love women.

From blonde hair to black hair, you are pretty much of a blind moron not to notice
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:40 AM   #6 (permalink)

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"who the fuck looks at her hair" as in....

I was looking at her tits, you morons.

Wow

this thread needs to go to OT or the wasteland.
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Old 12-23-2006, 01:41 AM   #7 (permalink)

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From blonde hair to black hair, you are pretty much of a blind moron not to notice


hahahahaha

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Old 12-23-2006, 01:42 AM   #8 (permalink)

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So what are you saying? You don't like women with hair on their heads? Would you rather she shave her head? It is likely that you DO lookat her hair, whether you realise it or not.

English major, perchance?
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:22 AM   #9 (permalink)
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You did the right thing. Next time apologise and explain that you only pay attention to the attractive girls.
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Old 12-23-2006, 02:35 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Girls hate pussies.They like the badasses,the guy that's in jail for rape,murder,and what not
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