Original Chuck Norris Joke on Sherdog?

jumper220 · 11-07-2009, 09:10 AM

I seem to recall Chuck Norris jokes first originating here on Sherdog and another forum (The Underground, haven't been on it in awhile). Is it possible for someone to look for the first Chuck Norris joke on those forums? I am certain we could prove it all started here. Obviously it was a combination of Chuck Norris and Rickson Gracie jokes, the mainstream wouldn't get the latter though. Wikipedia says it started in late 2005, I think it was on here before then.

Can someone look into this?

texas1willy2 · 11-07-2009, 09:44 AM

2002 with 12 post?
You should ebay that account

Padilla · 11-07-2009, 09:57 AM

Chuck Norris jokes never started. Chuck has always been and always will be. Thanks to the collectively distributive transitive property of all things regarding Chuck Norris, these statements have also always been and always will be.

As illustrated in the equation

CN(A+B+C+D+E+F+G+H+I+J+K+L+M+N+O+P+Q+R+S+T+ U+V+W+X+Y+Z)=Infinity % Awesomeness.

CrankJohnson · 11-07-2009, 11:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Padilla

Chuck Norris jokes never started. Chuck has always been and always will be. Thanks to the collectively distributive transitive property of all things regarding Chuck Norris, these statements have also always been and always will be.

As illustrated in the equation

CN(A+B+C+D+E+F+G+H+I+J+K+L+M+N+O+P+Q+R+S+T+ U+V+W+X+Y+Z)=Infinity % Awesomeness.

No, I'm sorry but that is incorrect. It's widely known that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own two hands.

Mordecai · 11-07-2009, 11:26 AM

This thread needs to be in Gheyberry. Having said that. Your post count and date are impressive. I agree with TW on the ebay suggestion.

jumper220 · 11-07-2009, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by texas1willy2

2002 with 12 post?
You should ebay that account

People would pay for an old sherdog account? I would imagine that post count gives you more cred than join date.

jumper220 · 11-07-2009, 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mordecai

This thread needs to be in Gheyberry. Having said that. Your post count and date are impressive. I agree with TW on the ebay suggestion.

Thanks, I started this thread again on Mayberry Lounge.

**Matt** · 11-07-2009, 11:49 AM

What the heck is this doing in the WR?

texas1willy2 · 11-07-2009, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by jumper220

People would pay for an old sherdog account? I would imagine that post count gives you more cred than join date.

These post whores would fix the post count in a couple days

Morozevich · 11-07-2009, 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by jumper220

People would pay for an old sherdog account? I would imagine that post count gives you more cred than join date.

People would gladly pay at least a couple hundred for your account. Join date means everything here.