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Old 11-06-2007, 05:10 PM   #1 (permalink)

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My Guide to Broads

Ok, so I have been seeing a bunch threads on how to talk to girls and stuff like that..
First off, there is no "WAY". I have seen guys pick up girls just by saying a couple of sentences, while sometimes it takes weeks..

Ok well this is how I think it should be handled.

Girls don’t want to hear about YOU when they don’t know you. The girl wants to see if your ideal. If they like you, THEY WILL ASK. Women are all different. MOST broads rather feel in the midst of your feelings. Not really Princess-like but you have to make them feel curious.

Here is what I would do. This is not WHAT TO DO. This is what I would do. It has worked for me but I have been turned down. You can get a girl to jump on you one day, and the next she can throw a dictionary book at your face. So prepare for the worst! but expect the best!
You have to know how to address. I wont touch on how to talk to girls at bars or clubs cause I believe that’s the worst place. THATS MY PERSONAL OPINION. Sometimes alcohol makes things easy and you expect it to be easy all the time and although it is easy, it mixes everything up. OK, here is what should be done( in my opinion) if you want to approach a female!

Lets say your at a mall...
Don’t walk fast towards the subject(lol). Don’t stalk either. Walk to her as if she is someone you have talked to for years.

ME- Hi, how’s it going?---- Improvise.. "hey what’s up? " hi how are you?" AVOID EXCUSE ME.
Excuse me is too cliché sounding and she might pick that up.

Here is where you have to pay attention to what she says, this usually will tell you if its
going to be a complete failure or a Disney land fireworks show!

HER- Good, and You?----YES. This is what you want. When ever she says YOU or
YOURSELF, this is a good sign. If she says " GOOD" or "OKAY" or anything blunt
your probably screwed. You can either play it off cool and abort, or you can try the next
step. If this don’t work, ABORT to avoid embarrassment.

Here you have to use a prop. You cant say " Good, well MY mma skills are ever
improving" or "Have you played Halo 3 yet". You have to use props that EVERYONE
can relate to. Here are some ideas: Holidays, Weather, Clothes(unless you picking
up at a nudist beach), The ambient(people around you). What your trying to do is
show who you are..

Me- I’m good, thanks. Its getting cold, you all set for winter?

She now knows that your not just saying hi. So her guard is up and you don’t want to
sound like you want to marry her. You want to be as casual as possible. Don’t be a dick
either. Be nice and never laugh. Blushing is not the best thing to do, but sometimes it
happens, and just breath. Time will take care of the blushing problem. Now you have to
watch for blunt answers again.

Her- Yeah I just bought a bunch of sweaters to keep warm!---- WOOHOO! Now she is in the
game and she's being cooperative! Unless she really likes you, she probably isn’t going
to ask "HOW ABOUT YOU?". If she does, your ALMOST golden. BUT, If she say's
" yeah" or "sort of", then you should just politely wrap up and sayonara. Don’t just
walk away. That’s probably what you will want to do but instead be nice, say your riddance,
and just find another lady.

Now, if she didn’t ask back 'how about you",you should now do the fallowing...

Me- Oh really? Where do YOU get all your clothes?

Her- Usually I buy all my stuff at Blah Blah.

OK, now is a time to involve YOURSELF. DONT OVER DO IT.

Me- Well, I ought to check that out cause >I< have to wrap up for winter!

Then immediately fallow up. From here its almost impossible to count the things you can
talk about. CLOTHES, WINTER, CHRISTMAS, FAMILY, SNOW, COLD, WIND etc.etc. etc.

DO NOT ask for her number until you are don’t with the conversation. The conversation
SHOULD NOT be longer than a couple of moments. Be smooth as a milkshake.

I cannot tell you what you say. EVERYONE is and should be different. IF everyone acted
the same this world would suck.

OK.,here is the whole conversation if all goes well..

ME- Hi, how’s it going?

Her- Good, and you?

Me- I’m good, thanks. Its getting cold, you all set for winter?

Her- Yeah I just bought a bunch of sweaters to keep warm!

Me- Oh really? Where do YOU get all your clothes?

Her- Usually I buy all my stuff at BLAH BLAH.

Me- Well, I ought to check that out cause >I< have to wrap up for winter!

THIS WOULD TAKE NO MORE THAN 30 seconds.. From here NO ONE IN THIS WORLD can help.
It is up to you. Sometimes you just have to grab your balls. You have NOTHING to lose but a no. What I would do to go to the number or what ever my goal was is this...

Her- Yeah they have good clothes there..

You- I’m going to take >>>YOUR<<< advice and check that out later.

You- so, how about you let me know what your name is?

Her- >insert random name here<.

you- well I’m Rick, nice to meet you. Some people like to offer the handshake but I prefer not to. Its too professional for my style BUT it is NOT wrong. Always smile when you say your name.

you- hey I really got to go but you think its cool if I can have you phone number?(DONT EVER STOP HERE BECAUSE SHE COULD FEAL AKWARD AND YOU DO NOT WANT THAT, SO YOU SHOULD ASK LIKE THIS)

You- Hey I really got to go but you think its cool if i can have your phone number, that way
i can give you a call and we can go out for a >insert what you want here<(you can do movie, some food, some coffee, go for a ride, go park in a parking lot and wax that ass(lol, jk).

you get the idea.

Basically you have to be yourself. This is what I do. It has worked for me and maybe it can work for you. Don’t do it because it worked for me. Make it your own version and allow your confidence to sky rocket. Once your confidence hits a certain level, you will begin to use different ways that different girls usually tend for.

Whit that being said, GO OUT! Seek and destroy..lol. Im no player and i LOVE women. doing anything with a girl makes it 10 times better... eating, watching movie, laughing, driving, spooning(obviously)and everything else. Did i mention grappling.

Basically what you have to do is be yourself and EXECUTE! Never look back. you have NOTHING to lose.

LAUGH AND GROW FAT!!!

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Old 11-06-2007, 05:12 PM   #2 (permalink)

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I like to ask them if they'd like me to knock the stuffin' out they Egg McMuffin.
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Old 11-06-2007, 05:21 PM   #3 (permalink)

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I like to ask them if they'd like me to knock the stuffin' out they Egg McMuffin.
that one always works..

also ask them what there favorite color is..

"hey whats your fav. color"

"red"

" I FUCKING LOVE THAT COLOR! WANNA DATE?!"
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I like to ask them if they'd like me to knock the stuffin' out they Egg McMuffin.
You are the most random mother fucker.

Anywho....good post TS.
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Or just walk up to them and say......

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Or just walk up to them and say......

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
yes, that one works 99 percent of the time, most of the time.

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You are the most random mother fucker.
BOYZ N THE HOOD FTW.
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Or just walk up to them and say......

"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Well, that works 1% of the time. So if you ask 1,000 chicks then you'll be banging 10 of them!
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lol. Not a bad post.

"Laugh and grow fat." LOL.

Don't get fat though, or you fucked.
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Old 11-06-2007, 06:12 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Good work Rick. But I have to say, it's good you don't talk to girls through >>your<< writing...
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