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Old 06-15-2008, 03:58 AM   #1 (permalink)
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It is my b-day today...

I wanna hear some funny birthday stories! Lemme have em!
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Old 06-15-2008, 05:54 AM   #2 (permalink)

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Happy b-day, ya bum.

Not really funny but strange. I always get sick on my birthdays. Just a slight fever on and off from my 8th to my 19th birthday.
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Old 06-15-2008, 06:11 AM   #3 (permalink)

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happy birthday its my birthday too

dont really have any funny birthday stories but last year i used my friends id to get in the bar. got shitfaced brought a girl home and passed out right before sex
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Old 06-15-2008, 06:17 AM   #4 (permalink)
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good story phenom
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happy bday man
i dont have a story
hope youre enjoying the DREAM fights right now tho
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Old 06-15-2008, 11:07 AM   #5 (permalink)

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Happy birthday to you, and to me as it is my birthday too!
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Old 06-15-2008, 11:14 AM   #6 (permalink)

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I have no funny birthday stories, but Happy Birthday to you.




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Happy birthday to you, and to me as it is my birthday too!

and Happy Birthday to you as well then
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:32 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Ive never had anything for any of my birthdays, true.
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:34 PM   #8 (permalink)
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my last birthday sucked donkey cock. not funny but it's something
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Old 06-15-2008, 01:58 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Happt Birthday!

It has rained every year on my birthday. My brother always said it's because it's the day the devil was born. Last year I spent my birthday in Vegas and it was sunny and beautiful and I called home to tell my brother the curse was broken and my mom told me it was raining something terrible.
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Old 06-15-2008, 02:09 PM   #10 (permalink)

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Got lower pneumonia and promoted to corporal in S. Korea with the U.S.M.C. when I turned 21.

Lower pneumonia = pissing out the backside, etc. Not so funny for me...
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