So I was sitting around minding my own damn business yesterday playing GTA4 on my awesome 80GB PS3 yesterday afternoon, not really trying to pass missions, just kinda posted up on top of buildings and bombing shit below me and collecting cop chopper carcases on the roof. My phone rings and I see that it's from a chick that I haven't talked to in a while so I pick up and we embark on our conversation.
The background story is that we dated for a couple months and I ultimately just stopped calling her without reason/explanation because I could not find any stimulation in hanging out/talking with her. It was kinda dick move but explaining stuff to chicks wasn't near the top of my priority list then. She was 18 at the time and I was 22 (i'll be 24 next month, she's turning 20 on Wednesday). The girl was pretty hot but not very smart and working at the mall at some bs jewelry store.... Every now and again, I would tell her that she was not cut out for a real job and she would eventually become a stripper/porn 'actress' because she wouldn't have to do much for getting some real money, to which she replied, "shut up, I would never do that. Girls that do that shit have no self-respect, that is so dirty."
Well, as we asked each other the standard, 'what's up, what's new, what are you up to,' I noticed that she answered 'making money' and moved on the latter of the 3 questions. So I persisted and asked how she makes money, to which she replied, "I know you told me I would dance, I do.......BUT I"LL NEVER DO PRON."
Had to lol, cuz sometimes you're right, and then other times (like when you predict somebody will end up stripping 3 years before they do) you're just teh fucken ORACLE. Anyhoo, chicks are so dumb. If you didn't find this interesting, then at least here's a couple pics of us/her.
PS: Welcome back ME....the dubs are off and some very serious threads are coming to mayberry courtesy of yours truly.
