Lies females tell in the sack

Matt4786 · 10-23-2007, 02:25 PM

Hey so I was wondering if any of you guys could share some insight into the most common lies women tell in the sack. I had one in particular that I was wondering if it was a common lie.

I'd say probably 75% of the women I've slept with have told me that I have a big wang/never seen one bigger. Now I personally think I'm only slightly above average at best and could never ever hope to cut it as a porn star or anything like that. I can't prove it, but I get the impression that females just say shit like that to try to boost a dude's confidence or seem like less of a slut. Either that or a lot of dudes have pencil dicks.

Have sluts ever told you guys similar things? Is this just one of those things that girls always say like "I swear I'm not like that" or "I don't want you to think I'm a slut"? What other lies do women commonly tell regarding sex?

Te(V)plar · 10-23-2007, 02:28 PM

This is screaming for OT treatment

Provocateur · 10-23-2007, 02:29 PM

"Ive never done this before"
"Im on the pill"
"Im a Sophomore.....in college"

Xenu · 10-23-2007, 02:29 PM

Te(V)plar · 10-23-2007, 02:30 PM

I'm cumming?

Matt4786 · 10-23-2007, 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Te(V)plar

I'm cumming?

We all already knew that one.

**Lubaolong** · 10-23-2007, 02:34 PM

Every girl has always told me I have a monstrous wang, but it's true.

**Lubaolong** · 10-23-2007, 02:40 PM

Oh, and from being in the military and showering with 60+ guys at a time, I can tell you a good % of guys are tiny.

Check out this survey:

http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amikla...k/answer19.htm

You have about 30% below 6 inches erect, and over 90% below 7 inches. If you have a 8"+ wang, you're in the 99+ percentile. It's unlikely a girl will have encountered a wang that big unless she's been around the block quite a bit.

donutstix · 10-23-2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Every girl has always told me I have a monstrous wang.

Te(V)plar · 10-23-2007, 02:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lubaolong

Oh, and from being in the military and showering with 60+ guys at a time, I can tell you a good % of guys are tiny.

Check out this survey:

http://wwwu.edu.uni-klu.ac.at/amikla...k/answer19.htm

You have about 30% below 6 inches erect, and over 90% below 7 inches. If you have a 8"+ wang, you're in the 99+ percentile. It's unlikely a girl will have encountered a wang that big unless she's been around the block quite a bit.

these statistics don't take into account penis flavor