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05-27-2007, 03:21 PM
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I will always be topless for you.
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Originally Posted by Dolomite
Um. Dude, one of the happy couple is my niece.
So what I'm trying to say is that they've already got the plaster of paris cast of my johnson hanging over the mantle (horizontally I may add).
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I thought this was the OT for a second when I read that. |
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05-27-2007, 05:07 PM
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The best wedding gift I've ever seen is to buy two engraved crystal or silver plated chalices for the couple to drink their honeymoon champagne together. Then they will also break them out on all aniversarys (sp). Works every time.
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05-27-2007, 06:01 PM
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Yeah - that was even funnier the second time you posted it.
To save everyone from a third, let me just say that I'm not getting my goddamn niece a subscription to playboy or any goddamn dvds.
The Kimber pepper spray guns just seem like a gift you'd see from borderline psychotic (which I feel the need to iterate, I am not). To me, its just something practical that they wouldn't necessarily go out and buy for themselves.
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05-27-2007, 06:40 PM
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Gooner n' Driver JudoBandwagon
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Originally Posted by Girljock
any self respecting lesbian should already have a nice collection of toys...in various colors I might add.
Beer of the Month club membership...can't miss with that
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Pics or work!!! __________________
Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone. Don't let them forget it. Thank you.
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05-27-2007, 08:42 PM
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Oldboy.
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I dunno if the first thing they want to think about after getting married is a unique and practical method of fending off rapists and sex offenders.
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05-27-2007, 09:30 PM
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Banned
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Originally Posted by Dolomite
Yeah - that was even funnier the second time you posted it.
To save everyone from a third, let me just say that I'm not getting my goddamn niece a subscription to playboy or any goddamn dvds.
The Kimber pepper spray guns just seem like a gift you'd see from borderline psychotic (which I feel the need to iterate, I am not). To me, its just something practical that they wouldn't necessarily go out and buy for themselves.
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what would you get a "normal" couple. Lesbians are sort of like...people ya know. If you get something they woudln't buy for themselves...then they probably didn't want it.
Why not a certificate for a very nice dinner. Or...do they have a fav sport team...maybe tickets to a game or something. |
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05-27-2007, 10:55 PM
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Banned
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Don't go. That is just weird.
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05-28-2007, 12:40 AM
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#20 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Benzine87
pepper spray seems a little violent for a wedding gift, why not matching sets of brass knuckles?
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haha yeah, I dont think that would be a good wedding gift? __________________
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