Lesbian Wedding Present: Kimber Guardian Angels?

Dolomite · 05-25-2007, 03:14 PM

Going to my first lesbian commitment ceremony in a few months and I don't know what to get the Bride & the Bride.

Usually at weddings I give the king (cash), but that seems a little tacky and the happy couple are pretty well off in this situation.

I'd like to give them something unique but practical. I've got this cute old photo of one of the brides when she was a little girl - but even that, framed, in and of itself wouldn't be 'enough' of a gift.

So I'm thinking of getting them a pair of hers & hers pepper poppers.

The Kimber Guardian Angel, for those that may not know, is a highly concealable, trigger activated oleoresin capsicum (OC) delivery system. With a velocity of 90 MPH and a maximum range of 13 feet this less-than-lethal self-defense alternative has a capacity of two shots.

What do you think?

muerteverde · 05-25-2007, 06:37 PM

What does that thing do? Shoot pepper spray?

Are they both very feminine? This could be a good gift (if it is what I think it is), but it depends on whom you are giving it to and also what the laws are where you live. I am almost certain that sort of weapon would be illegal where I live.

Mithra · 05-25-2007, 06:54 PM

A vibrator or dildo...

YeahBee · 05-25-2007, 07:19 PM

A nice set of knives, that is a great gift for any couple

Girljock · 05-25-2007, 07:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mithra

A vibrator or dildo...

any self respecting lesbian should already have a nice collection of toys...in various colors I might add.

Beer of the Month club membership...can't miss with that

Mithra · 05-26-2007, 12:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Girljock

any self respecting lesbian should already have a nice collection of toys...in various colors I might add.

Beer of the Month club membership...can't miss with that

So give them a dildo version of your own penis...what can say "I love you guys" more than that?

I suppose some other good options are...Playboy subscriptions, Bunny Love Gift Pack or the ever popular Ellen DeGeneres' DVD's...

Dolomite · 05-26-2007, 10:34 AM

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What does that thing do? Shoot pepper spray?

Yes, sorry if I was coming off a bit cryptic with the whole "trigger activated oleoresin capsicum (OC) delivery system" thing. These things are awesome pepper spray units that go for around $45 each. They're brand new from the gun manufacturer Kimber and they're selling like hot cakes.

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So give them a dildo version of your own penis.

Um. Dude, one of the happy couple is my niece.

So what I'm trying to say is that they've already got the plaster of paris cast of my johnson hanging over the mantle (horizontally I may add).

**Diplomatt** · 05-26-2007, 10:35 AM

Looks like an excellent gift.

Mithra · 05-26-2007, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Dolomite

Um. Dude, one of the happy couple is my niece.

So what I'm trying to say is that they've already got the plaster of paris cast of my johnson hanging over the mantle (horizontally I may add).

Give them a Playboy subscription and or Ellen DeGeneress dvds.

Or a nice bottle of wine...

Dolomite · 05-26-2007, 05:25 PM

Yeah - that was even funnier the second time you posted it.

To save everyone from a third, let me just say that I'm not getting my goddamn niece a subscription to playboy or any goddamn dvds.

The Kimber pepper spray guns just seem like a gift you'd see from borderline psychotic (which I feel the need to iterate, I am not). To me, its just something practical that they wouldn't necessarily go out and buy for themselves.