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Old 06-07-2008, 12:29 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Just cheated on my fiance with a fat,ugly girl

Just felt like i could vent here on Sherdog. I've been dating my fiance for 3 years. I love her. However, i'm a terrible, despicable person. Sex with her is unfulfilling because she's too "nice" and can't be sexy worth a damn.

I just came back from the ghetto, where i had sex with a gross looking fat slut. I don't know why i did it, i just felt like it's what i wanted. I wanted raunchy sex with a slutty girl. The opposite of what i actually have.

I don't think this relationship is going to work, no way can i marry this girl if i'm just going to cheat on her whenever i get an urge.

I think i'm going to break up with her and just explore my dark desires for a while, until i find out what i actually want.
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:30 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:33 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:34 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:34 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Sometimes a man likes the women in the stretchy pants...
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:35 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:39 AM   #8 (permalink)

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Old 06-07-2008, 12:41 AM   #9 (permalink)
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i said i liked BBW and i guess a mod disagreed


actually it was some porn solicitation deal i guess...
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:42 AM   #10 (permalink)

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lol, after getting reassurance from the guys on here.

I now think it was worth it.
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