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11-07-2009, 11:20 AM
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#81 (permalink)
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made the same mistake once upon a time
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11-07-2009, 11:46 AM
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#82 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by fingercuffs
yes, but what has that got to do with anything?!
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And on your period by the sounds of it.
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11-07-2009, 01:29 PM
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#83 (permalink)
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Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Eugene
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I wear skinny jeans. The ladies love them. I guess only certain people can pull them off.. you gotta be skinny i guess. lol
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11-07-2009, 01:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sinwithagrin
And on your period by the sounds of it.
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why would you assume that? other than a lame cop out?
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11-07-2009, 02:09 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
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Only rock stars should wear tight jeans.
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11-07-2009, 02:16 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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I only wear skinny jeans when I go to church.
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11-07-2009, 04:35 PM
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I tried to wear jeans like those. They weren't even fully skinny, they were like, halfway skinny.
I swear, it takes me ten minutes to get my stuff out to take a leak. I literally sit at the urinal, trying to open my boxer briefs like they're vagina lips delicately with my fingers and then try to part the jeans enough to get my junk out, one ball at a time like my penis is Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible trying to get past all the lasers.
The worst part is, because the jeans have my penis in a rear naked choke, I can't even shake off properly so I almost always get piss on my underwear because instead of being a fluid sound motion like a normal shake-off is, it's like a dog tail wagging all over the place spraying urine all over like Shamoo at Sea World.
Good luck crossing your legs when you sit down too. By the time you get your foot on your knee, you don't know where the fuck your nuts are. They could be in the back, next to your thigh, in your pocket or somewhere.
Now I'm back to normal straight slim jeans. They're not skinny, they're not baggy, they're not tight. They fit just right and I always know where my nuts are.
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11-07-2009, 07:01 PM
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#88 (permalink)
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Pandemonium
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I like Levi's relaxed bootcut.
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11-07-2009, 08:57 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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In other news, I just saw a Cadillac commercial that played a good song.
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11-08-2009, 08:12 AM
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#90 (permalink)
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Victoria Concordia Crescit
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Farnborough
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Quote:
Originally Posted by NamelessMC
I tried to wear jeans like those. They weren't even fully skinny, they were like, halfway skinny.
I swear, it takes me ten minutes to get my stuff out to take a leak. I literally sit at the urinal, trying to open my boxer briefs like they're vagina lips delicately with my fingers and then try to part the jeans enough to get my junk out, one ball at a time like my penis is Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible trying to get past all the lasers.
The worst part is, because the jeans have my penis in a rear naked choke, I can't even shake off properly so I almost always get piss on my underwear because instead of being a fluid sound motion like a normal shake-off is, it's like a dog tail wagging all over the place spraying urine all over like Shamoo at Sea World.
Good luck crossing your legs when you sit down too. By the time you get your foot on your knee, you don't know where the fuck your nuts are. They could be in the back, next to your thigh, in your pocket or somewhere.
Now I'm back to normal straight slim jeans. They're not skinny, they're not baggy, they're not tight. They fit just right and I always know where my nuts are.
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Ahahahaha, I don't remember you being this funny before 
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