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Old 11-04-2009, 08:54 PM   #21 (permalink)

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4 guys and 1 girl, that sounds like a reality show.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:00 PM   #22 (permalink)
 
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disgusting.. Attentione Ho maybe? your friends are deff right though
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:03 PM   #23 (permalink)

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"Black Magic Woman," A while back I almost got into big trouble for being involved with one of your kind. That's evil, but you do play a part.

Stop your games before it gets ugly.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:15 PM   #24 (permalink)

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Now I've gone a year and only had 1 date.
I haven't had a date in a year... Go us.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:18 PM   #25 (permalink)
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I haven't had a date in a year... Go us.
If it makes you feel better, it was a terrible date. She used the "My friend's car broke down" excuse. I played along, mashed-titty-hugged the hell out of her and called her a bitch.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:24 PM   #26 (permalink)

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If it makes you feel better, it was a terrible date. She used the "My friend's car broke down" excuse. I played along, mashed-titty-hugged the hell out of her and called her a bitch.
Lol. My last date went quite well. It was my follow-up apparently, that sucked, combined with her being busy and not making time for #2... And I probably got a bit wussy because of that, earning me a "dear John" email... I haven't really had any opportunities with any girls I was interested in since.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:26 PM   #27 (permalink)

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i can't juggle for shit and was hoping there were some tips in here.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:26 PM   #28 (permalink)

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And I thought I was the only one. You deceived me. I hate you.
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:29 PM   #29 (permalink)
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i can't juggle for shit and was hoping there were some tips in here.
I will humor you.

1. Hold two tennis balls in your right hand, and one in your left.

2. Throw one from your right hand to your left. Do this a few times.

3. Now, throw the ball from your left hand just before it catches the other ball. Catch it in your right hand.

4. Continue until that becomes easy and natural.

5. Keep adding throws until you become THE JUGGLE MASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:31 PM   #30 (permalink)

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lol- I always date 2 guys at a time- i dont sleep with any of them i just prefer to have a choice I am open and honest about the fact that i dont date exclusive- maybe when i find a guy i really like who has the qualities i want in a relationship i will be exclusive- I dated 4 about 3 years ago its hard to keep up with
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