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Old 09-27-2006, 07:54 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:54 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:57 PM   #34 (permalink)
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I just watched a couple. I had no idea that vagita played tailback. Relevance?
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:57 PM   #35 (permalink)

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Pray for the conversion to happen in the next five minutes AND be permanent. Remember, jesus said anything.

Now, that's kinda like a 2-in-1 kinda deal. Perhaps that's cheating. Any*THING* not any"things".

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Now, that's kinda like a 2-in-1 kinda deal. Perhaps that's cheating. Any*THING* not any"things".

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You tricky sob! "Dear god, I'm praying to you asking for mens rea's immediate conversion to a lifetime christian apologist. He persecutes christians now just as st paul did in the first century. St paul did great things for you after his lifelong conversion and I believe mens rea can as well if he is also immediately converted for life. I ask this is jesus's name, amen."
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You tricky sob! "Dear god, I'm praying to you asking for mens rea's immediate conversion to a lifetime christian apologist. He persecutes christians now just as st paul did in the first century. St paul did great things for you after his lifelong conversion and I believe mens rea can as well if he is also converted for life. I ask this is jesus's name, amen."
It would be funny if five years from now you get on ranting about Jesus being you savior.

*Smirks*

Paul is aight though. I like the ****phors he used, which revolved around athletes and soliders. Of course anyone could spout ****phors using athletes and soliders, but I guess Paul is special given the time period he used them.

From what I can gather he was a pretty big fan of boxing. Go figure.

Mens Rea could be the reincarnated version of Paul!
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You tricky sob! "Dear god, I'm praying to you asking for mens rea's immediate conversion to a lifetime christian apologist. He persecutes christians now just as st paul did in the first century. St paul did great things for you after his lifelong conversion and I believe mens rea can as well if he is also immediately converted for life. I ask this is jesus's name, amen."
You call ME tricky?


Really, there is no way for us to be sure that you're NOT already one (this thread kinda smells like a ruse to get people thinking onto the subject of God/religion if they weren't before). Is there?
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If you read what paul wrote, he didn't even think jesus was a real person. Also, paul does not mention any of jesus's miracles. Not a single one outside of the resurrection. And paul wrote his letters prior to the gospels being written. Isn't that funny, that paul doesn't mention even one miracle?
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Really, there is no way for us to be sure that you're NOT already one (this thread kinda smells like a ruse to get people thinking onto the subject of God/religion if they weren't before). Is there?
I could blaspheme the holy ghost. It's an unforgivable sin. Wouldn't that prove something? Here: The holy ghost is a joke, it's not real, it does not exist, and is a fraud.
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