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Old 09-27-2006, 07:35 PM   #21 (permalink)
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He never said it'd be granted in a timely manner. Maybe not even in your lifetime.

Remember-- he never said "when"
That's easy. Ask this: "God, please let mens rea be converted in the next 5 minutes. I ask you this in jesus's name."

Remember, jesus said "anything."
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My faith in your thesis, Mens Rea, is waivering
Which thesis?

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Old 09-27-2006, 07:36 PM   #22 (permalink)
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You have used the Lords name in the highest vain and you've earned admission to the land of the fallen angels. Where is it you choose to reside in Eden or swimming in the Lake of Fire and brimstone? You have bismirched your saviour and bit the hand that feeds you.
Are you serious?
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:41 PM   #23 (permalink)

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Which thesis?

This one?

Or did I use the word wrong?
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:43 PM   #25 (permalink)
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This guy even put the thread in his signature.

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This one?

Or did I use the word wrong?
No, that's fine. I edited my post at the top of this page but I guess it was a little late.

Even if jesus didn't say when, you can make a time-sensitive prayer request.
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Old 09-27-2006, 07:49 PM   #27 (permalink)

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That's easy. Ask this: "God, please let mens rea be converted in the next 5 minutes. I ask you this in jesus's name."

Remember, jesus said "anything."

Hmm, but in that case, he probably converted you. But then you went and ruined it!
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Hmm, but in that case, he probably converted you. But then you went and ruined it!
Pray for the conversion to happen in the next five minutes AND be permanent. Remember, jesus said anything.
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