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Old 08-11-2008, 06:03 PM   #11 (permalink)

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Yes, this kind of behaviour demonstrates small penis syndrome.
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I love super gluing my extra quarters to the floor at the laundry mat.
I wonder how sad, lonely, and bored you'd have to be to pull a prank like that?
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:47 PM   #13 (permalink)

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I love super gluing my extra quarters to the floor at the laundry mat.
HAhahahaha, thats an awesome idea... gonna have to give that a try.
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Old 08-11-2008, 06:55 PM   #14 (permalink)

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We're talking about traffic lanes, not your sweet, sweet butthole.

Shaking your head no is not enough. You must make with your hand the talky-talky sign and point inquisitively to yourself. He'll think, "Well, who the hell else am I talking to?" and by then it will have been too late.
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:16 PM   #15 (permalink)

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I love super gluing my extra quarters to the floor at the laundry mat.
You really have nothing better to do do you?
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:24 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I thoroughly enjoyed reading about the 8 IPhone users who spent $1000 on basically a screen saver.
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Old 08-11-2008, 07:29 PM   #17 (permalink)

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I do that to fucking tailgaters, one time there was this assclown driving too close behind expecting me to speed up than when the 1 lane highway turned into 2 he tried to switch lanes but I made him my shadow haha than he got pissed and gunned it so he could see my close and said "LEARN TO DRIVE ASSHOLE" all I said was FUCK YOU and he just sped off, i fucking hate tailgaters
Had this crazy guy tailgating me once. The road was a 60mph road and I was doing the limit. When I saw that he was right behind me I gradually started to slow down. I got all the way down to about 35 before the genius decided to pass me. When he did I sped back up to 60mph myself and could see him up ahead tailgating a white car. All of a sudden the white car slows down a bit and pulls into the shoulder allowing the car behind him to pass. Turns out that the genius was tailgating a cop and the cop wasn't having any of it. He allowed him to get in front of him so that he could pull him over. I'm thinking he was drunk or high, or possibly just a complete idiot.
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Old 08-11-2008, 08:59 PM   #18 (permalink)

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You really have nothing better to do do you?
It started when this guy left one of those fake $50 bills that you fold in half in front of the machine I was using and of course I picked it up. He was watching me while he was folding his clothes and as soon as I opened it he saw the disappointment on my face and started laughing. I looked over at him and he fessed up to it, then said "Hurry up and leave it in front of someone else's machine!"

As he left, he chuckled about it a bit more and said "Sorry man, it's just all in good fun though." So I told him it's o.k., but I'll get you next time, and I super glued my change in front of the washer he was using when I saw him again. He instantly realised that I was behind it, and came over and shook my hand and we had a laugh about it.

*sigh*, I wonder why someone can't just leave a post every once in a while without having to explain it? It saddens me really.
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Old 08-11-2008, 09:19 PM   #19 (permalink)

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makes me think of american dad when stan is trying to merge into the traffic cos of the construction!! "not trying to get ahead of anyone ..... just wanna merge


no1 lets him in so he drives through the cones--heheheh
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