[GroundMcPound]

I gave myself a chuckle this afternoon. I was at my sister-in-law's graduation and fell asleep on the couch. After a little while, I realized there was some sort of hissing sound in front of me. I woke up to find my wife's cousin putting a smiley face on my shirt in hair mousse. Apparently, I have trained a little too much, because when I actually realized it was a cousin I liked and didn't really care if he did that to me, I had without thinking, swept him on to his back and was about to put him in a nasty toe hold. I don't remember all my actions, but they apparently shocked the ever loving hell out of him. I was sort of pleasantly surprised that I had reacted so quickly, but I was also kind of scared that I had done it without much conscious thought, almost reflexive. Well, no one got hurt and I don't think anyone will be doing much to me in my sleep for a while...LOL.

[dudebro]

ha next time he should use spraypaint

[YeahBee]

I was drawn out of poker tourney a whle back, and fell asleep in a recleiner at the end of the table

my mates decided to wake me up by yanking on my legs and shouting, I leaped up and turn the table over ontop of the winner, chips flying everywhere

was really strange getting woke up like that, felt liek it took ages to wake up, I remember swimming up fro ma deep well for several seconds even if the whole thing took nanoseconds IRL

[Valiss]

gogosprayta?

[Napp]

Pretty intense thing to do when you wake up. Both of you.
But I like flipping tables in my free time.

[Geroge 4man]

i dont believe this story, sounds like something from spy kids

[J Storm]

it's bad when someone u don't like wakes u up. my sister, who i hate, woke me up once and i chucked my alarm clock at her ( i missed ).

[dudebro]

Originally Posted by J Storm

it's bad when someone u don't like wakes u up. my sister, who i hate, woke me up once and i chucked my alarm clock at her ( i missed ).

why would u hate ur own sister u mean fuck

[therasman415]

Thingz like this happen all the time and your not aware of it. Like when i wake up i am quick to grab anything and will throw anything. Like when my mom used 2 wake me up in the morning i never woke up and she would throw a little cold water on my face and i find my self almost hitting my mom but i missed because she is really short

[The Fury]

Originally Posted by dudebro

why would u hate ur own sister u mean fuck

She is probably a dyke