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how to kill a fly

used books and they dont work.
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Try a fly swatter.
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Wait until he lands on a wall, and punch it as hard as you can. Fly's can't evade the right straight.
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They don't respond to slow movement, so you have to bring your hand really close to them very slowly, wait for them to relax, then quickly slap your hand down.
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If you don't have a fly swatter wet a piece of paper towel and go to town on their ass
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you must be slow. i can kill them with nearly any object; anything from fists, paper, pillows, swatters, shoe, etc.
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Shotgun. Nice scatter. One of those BBs is bound to get the bastard.
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The most obvious answer is chopsticks, Daniel-san
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You should whisper mean things to the fly. Do this over the course of a few days and eventually he may decide to commit suicide. Flys generally tend to have self esteem issues, it's a little known fact.
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