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help, commited a cardinal sin= what does this mean??!!
gentlemen, ive just committed a cardinal sin. i was out getting drunk with a few of my friends and now im pleasantly buzzed. we met up with some girls and i was trying to hit on this one girl in the bar , but she had a bf. i lost my drive , and instead of hitting on anymore women i just continued to have fun with my friends and just got hammered. i just got back home and my drunken libido was raging. the chick that i was hitting on was pretty cute and i guess combined with the fact that i had not had sex in like 3 months gave me a raging hard on. however, i didnt want to look at porn so i just laid on my bed in my drunken stupor. what happened next was a cardinal sin. one of my ex gfs from a long time ago popped into my head (who im totally over) and with my libido in full swing,
i had an awesome memory tug of her. we used to have pretty good sex so when i thought about her my hormones went into overdrive. this has not happen in the last 7 months since we broke up. ive always found her cute, but never to the point of rubbing one out. now i just had a wicked memory wank! now i also feel like shit, because i hate the ****. it feels like i just wacked off to child porn. help!
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