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Old 11-04-2009, 08:39 PM   #11 (permalink)

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no, but I was in the Navy and I went to Thailand when I was 19, so yes, I mean NO. Final Answer, NO.

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Old 11-04-2009, 08:47 PM   #12 (permalink)
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No, I haven't even called a girl/woman a whore

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Have you ever had a finger in your butt to increase orgasm?
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:52 PM   #13 (permalink)

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Diseases.

Have you ever had a finger in your butt to increase orgasm?
no, do not want.

have you ever tasted your own jizz? seriously.
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:55 PM   #14 (permalink)
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no, do not want.

have you ever tasted your own jizz? seriously.
Yes, and anyone that says no is lying.

Have you ever tasted someone else's jizz?
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Old 11-04-2009, 08:58 PM   #15 (permalink)

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Yes, and anyone that says no is lying.

Have you ever tasted someone else's jizz?
no... have you ever done coke of a hookers ass
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:04 PM   #16 (permalink)

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no... have you ever done coke of a hookers ass
Nope.

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Old 11-04-2009, 09:14 PM   #17 (permalink)

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Nope.

Have you ever farted at a party only to find out later you shit yourself a little?
yes I was 20 about to get laid, threw my boxers in a trail, washed up and did the deed

You ever tag team a friends wife?
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Old 11-04-2009, 09:37 PM   #18 (permalink)

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yes I was 20 about to get laid, threw my boxers in a trail, washed up and did the deed

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LOL no-

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Old 11-04-2009, 10:02 PM   #19 (permalink)
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LOL no-

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No.

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Old 11-04-2009, 10:09 PM   #20 (permalink)

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