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08-20-2008, 02:54 PM
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#71 (permalink)
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: homeless
Posts: 5,282
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Lakehead
"Now this this is one of them occasions
where the homies not doin it right
I mean he found him a hoe that he like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife"
Dr Dre, Ph.D.
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bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick
get the fuck out when after you're done
i hops on my ride and make a quick run
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08-20-2008, 03:32 PM
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#72 (permalink)
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Super Shaker
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Gigg Lane
Posts: 1,390
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Rampage Rua
bitches ain't shit but hos and tricks
lick on these nuts and suck the dick
get the fuck out when after you're done
i hops on my ride and make a quick run
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i'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world
lapping plastic, it's fantastic
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08-20-2008, 08:38 PM
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#73 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: The Regal Beagle
Posts: 1,366
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Originally Posted by GOMER113
That was six years ago, I saw all the warning signs, and didn't marry her, so I beg to differ.
However, I got back with my ex before this girl and married her, so yeah, you're right.
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Damn dude, I was waiting for the part that read: "So I proceeded to stomp on Mike's face in until my fiance begged me stop". That's some fucked up shit.
I actually got engaged and married my wife pretty quick too, but I had known her for a while before we started dating. Also, I'm a jealous bastard and don't really allow her to have male friends unless I know them. I also told her I'll love her forever, but if she ever cheated on me I'd kill and torture the dude and then kill her. That's pretty much the lowest thing anyone can do to you in my opinion and is totally unacceptable.
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08-20-2008, 09:02 PM
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#74 (permalink)
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 Purple Belt
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 2,130
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Originally Posted by Depth
Before I started dating her, but if she lied about that, she probably will be lying in the future. Why deal with it?
I don't want to date a cum dumpster, there are plenty of girls out there that don't have such a high wiener count.
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i dont think sleeping with 9 people while being single is bad, she didnt tell you about it but it also was none of your bussiness, if she had told you about that would you be with her now? or the number would have scared you away anyway?
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08-20-2008, 09:57 PM
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#75 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: N.J
Posts: 18,832
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Originally Posted by jorar
i dont think sleeping with 9 people while being single is bad, she didnt tell you about it but it also was none of your bussiness, if she had told you about that would you be with her now? or the number would have scared you away anyway?
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Probably not, she kind of pushed a relationship on me. The bad started to outweigh the good so I had to split before more time was wasted and more feelings were hurt.
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08-20-2008, 10:13 PM
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#76 (permalink)
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Banned
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: On the Shitter
Posts: 1,859
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Originally Posted by KicDaKitty
Well....lol... the short version is: I really like you, and I knew that things were going good and if I continued we would have sex and I was scared because I wouldn't be able to satisfy you. I guess he busts in like 2 minutes. He was single for a few years before we got together and I guess his former gilfriend was so unsatisfied that she pretty much said to him that she wants to be with him but she needs to sleep with other men because he wasn't giving her what she needed in bed. I guess it fucked him all up.
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that's code for ill see how my real gf works out and if it doesn't, I'll give you a call.
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08-20-2008, 10:28 PM
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#77 (permalink)
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 Brown Belt
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 2,755
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i met this chick once at a local coffee shop.. she was there with her bf.. but i still managed to get her number.. the next night.. she calls me up to tell me she broke up with her man.. we end up going out for a few months before i found out she cheated on me.. knowing she was a ****y hoe.. i should have seen it coming
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08-20-2008, 11:31 PM
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#78 (permalink)
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Brown Belt
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Patriot nation
Posts: 3,431
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Sweet-Cheeks
that's code for ill see how my real gf works out and if it doesn't, I'll give you a call.
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I don't think that was the case. We pretty much spent every night together, not having sex lol.
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08-20-2008, 11:33 PM
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#79 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: #42
Posts: 6,195
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08-21-2008, 12:02 AM
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#80 (permalink)
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Green Belt
Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 1,332
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Nic
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Were at the right place, right??
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