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08-19-2008, 08:28 PM
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#61 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by InvictusVeritas
Holy shit, a thread about people sleeping with other people. WOW, seems like it happens alot. Quit crying, weak sauce mofo's. Guess what people like SEX, male female, does not matter, people are going to do it, and YOU are not the first one 'there'.
Fuck Sakes.
Sorry for being to the point.
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You need to get laid
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08-19-2008, 08:39 PM
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#62 (permalink)
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Being blindsided is for people who wear blinders. Most relationships don't work out, why is it a huge surprise when they don't? If you took your emotions out of the equation, you'd see that almost all pre-marital relationships fail, 50% of all marital relationships don't work out and 100% of relationships with a slut lead to nowhere.
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08-19-2008, 08:56 PM
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#63 (permalink)
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Join Date: Mar 2005
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Originally Posted by dylanransom
Found a pair of semen-stained panties next to the washing machine. I think it was her way of telling me, "it's over". I said 'whore' a lot that day...
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That made me laugh for a good fifteen-twenty seconds. That's a terrible way to end a relationship.
My story: In high school I had a girlfriend for about a year or year and a half. She was pretty cute and I met her at work so things were going good for me. She was smart, pretty, funny, and an all around pretty cool chick. Then some fucking crazy shit started to happen she would come into work crying claiming to be depressend and shortly after that would come into work with her wrists all cut up. So after talking with her about her problems at the park one day I made a sudden decision right there to break up with her. It's too much responsibility and efffort to take care of someone elses problems when you're in high school. Oh man, right after she told me all about her problems I said something along the lines of "I like you a lot and i think you're really cool, but you have too many problems for me to deal with" she fucking went crazy! She told me that she would slit her wrists or kill herself if I left her. It was all bad so I got back with her because I was scared I would be covicted of something if she did kill herself and broke up with her a few more times after that.
I saw her several months ago and she's going to UCLA and is majoring in neuro-something or another.
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08-19-2008, 10:04 PM
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#64 (permalink)
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Originally Posted by Depth
You were going along, happy as can be in your relationship, and then one day, your partner breaks up with you, and while all along you thought everything was great. Or maybe you break off the relationship because of some cause?
Worse yet, have you caught your partner cheating or have you found out she did some dirt, like a donkey show, gangbang vid, bukkake, etc. and conveniently forgot to tell you.
I just broke up with a girl not too long ago, because I found out that 1 or 2 one night stands, in reality were really 9 or 10, plus she’s a NYC club girl, and we know how that goes. A mutual female friend is pissed at me for hurting the girl with a sudden and unexpected break up, but you have to have some ground rules as a person. I don’t really feel bad about it at all, withholding information is just as bad as lying in my back.
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lol
9 or 10 one night stands? When she was going out with you or before? If before, who gives a fuck.
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08-20-2008, 09:18 AM
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#65 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: N.J
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Originally Posted by KrazyKanadian
lol
9 or 10 one night stands? When she was going out with you or before? If before, who gives a fuck.
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Before I started dating her, but if she lied about that, she probably will be lying in the future. Why deal with it?
I don't want to date a cum dumpster, there are plenty of girls out there that don't have such a high wiener count.
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08-20-2008, 09:33 AM
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#66 (permalink)
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: work
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Originally Posted by AdamG
Being blindsided is for people who wear blinders. Most relationships don't work out, why is it a huge surprise when they don't? If you took your emotions out of the equation, you'd see that almost all pre-marital relationships fail, 50% of all marital relationships don't work out and 100% of relationships with a slut lead to nowhere.
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Is her name Nikki by any chance?!
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08-20-2008, 10:36 AM
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#67 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: homeless
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Quote:
Originally Posted by InvictusVeritas
Holy shit, a thread about people sleeping with other people. WOW, seems like it happens alot. Quit crying, weak sauce mofo's. Guess what people like SEX, male female, does not matter, people are going to do it, and YOU are not the first one 'there'.
Fuck Sakes.
Sorry for being to the point.
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me: "do you like sex?"
slutty girl: "yes, i like sex"
me: "well, we should go and have sex"
slutty girl: "ok"
that's how it goes down EVERY weekend
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08-20-2008, 10:59 AM
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#68 (permalink)
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Land of the damned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Depth
I don't want to date a cum dumpster, there are plenty of girls out there that don't have such a high wiener count.
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I love that quote mate definatly sig worthy
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08-20-2008, 10:59 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Land of the damned
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Originally Posted by Rampage Rua
me: "do you like sex?"
slutty girl: "yes, i like sex"
me: "well, we should go and have sex"
slutty girl: "ok"
that's how it goes down EVERY weekend
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Best way to be up front saves on the drinks to get them drunk
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08-20-2008, 02:04 PM
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#70 (permalink)
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Banned
Join Date: Jun 2008
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"Now this this is one of them occasions
where the homies not doin it right
I mean he found him a hoe that he like
But you can't make a hoe a housewife"
Dr Dre, Ph.D.
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