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Old 08-19-2008, 06:01 PM   #51 (permalink)
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Well, he has to want to solve the problem, nobody can force him.

Kinda like AA, gotta admit you have a problem first, then you gotta admit you can deal with it, and then you move forward from there testing solutions!

If your good looking, he could have a fun time testing solutions; it's a shame for him that he's so shy.
Or maybe not if your fugly
wait what's wrong with arlovski?
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:35 PM   #52 (permalink)

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^ he was gun shy.

i dont think it relates to the bedroom apartment

although ask Sylvia because he knows what he "pee-pee" takes like
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:38 PM   #53 (permalink)
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Found a pair of semen-stained panties next to the washing machine. I think it was her way of telling me, "it's over". I said 'whore' a lot that day...
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:40 PM   #54 (permalink)
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wait what's wrong with arlovski?
He's a Japa-Nazi Communist with a side of Italian Fascism, on a bun. That is what is wrong with Andrei Arlovski, if you must know.

PS I don't live alone!!!!
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Old 08-19-2008, 07:10 PM   #55 (permalink)
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He's a Japa-Nazi Communist with a side of Italian Fascism, on a bun. That is what is wrong with Andrei Arlovski, if you must know.

PS I don't live alone!!!!
what's wrong with living alone?
i live alone
is there something wrong with me?
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Old 08-19-2008, 07:13 PM   #56 (permalink)
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what's wrong with living alone?
i live alone
is there something wrong with me?
Nothing is wrong with living alone, I would probably be in much better condition if I lived alone. I was just mentioning that because I dig the truth and hate the lies, man
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Old 08-19-2008, 07:51 PM   #57 (permalink)
 
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point is that he dumped his woman, despite being in a happy relationship, because of revelations about her sexual past. stuff that, in all reality, is a private thing for her. besides, like i said, it was second hand information.

i repeat, don't trust a god damn word her "friends" say.
I wasn't all that happy, the girl was not really about much besides going clubbing and drinking. It was fun for a few weeks but got old pretty quick.

I'm not trying to put anyone down, or look down ipon some people, but I am the type of person that cannot really be with a girl that half the town banged. I find that the girls that had a handful of lasting relationships, tend to be the more stable ones.
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Old 08-19-2008, 07:55 PM   #58 (permalink)
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I wasn't all that happy, the girl was not really about much besides going clubbing and drinking. It was fun for a few weeks but got old pretty quick.

I'm not trying to put anyone down, or look down ipon some people, but I am the type of person that cannot really be with a girl that half the town banged. I find that the girls that had a handful of lasting relationships, tend to be the more stable ones.
haven't you heard that song
"hey, you're a crazy bitch, but you f*** so good i'm on top of it"
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:09 PM   #59 (permalink)

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Holy shit, a thread about people sleeping with other people. WOW, seems like it happens alot. Quit crying, weak sauce mofo's. Guess what people like SEX, male female, does not matter, people are going to do it, and YOU are not the first one 'there'.

Fuck Sakes.

Sorry for being to the point.
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Old 08-19-2008, 08:24 PM   #60 (permalink)

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You'll find that a lot of women will do that to men.

Women are like women. When you just want to fuck them, they love you, and when you want love, they don't really care.

That's why I go for the women with a lot of emotional baggage. Once they tell you everything, they will be hard pressed to find someone else to handle there crazy
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