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Old 08-19-2008, 04:23 PM   #41 (permalink)
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Thats what I said, minus the smell part.
Did the dude have a medical problem or was he just terrible at sex? Either way the whole busting in two minutes thing is easy to solve, and if he's dedicated he'll find a way to make the sex work. Maybe he's got a very small package or something?

You should let the guy know that no matter what it is, if it involves a boner, human society has found a way to fix the problem. Even if he's small there are exercises and all kindsa shit he can do to help his stamina and lasting power, like girls can get other girls off and he has a dick so no matter what he's got a bit of an edge here...

Dedication, time, research = better sex and an overall better life and healthier ego for this man. One of my, and I think many men's, greatest fears is that a woman might say something like "I like you but your not doing it for me in bed" - and it actually being true.

It's one thing if your like fuck off I'm great and you actually are, but if you know your not getting a girl off and she calls you out on it by saying "i need different dick" that's gotta be like something out of a nightmare. that she actually said that to him definitely fucked him up, especially if he believes her.

The dude feels like there's something major wrong with him and gets down on himself about it to the point of avoiding sex! Thats like, counter-evolutionary, bro. Even if he's bad at the doing it, he's still producing millions of sperm that have to go somewhere

Umm, in conclusion, all boner problems are fixable, cause companies in the modern era are owned by both men and woman, and both of them enjoy penis at some level
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:27 PM   #42 (permalink)

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Believe me I tried to explain all of that to him. I guess he just gets really excited and he cant control himself. It was kind of an uncomfortable conversation for him. I just tried to explain to him that if all else fails he has hands and a tongue that can do the trick.
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:49 PM   #43 (permalink)

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TS, i guess i don't see what your ex's past has to do with anything and why it makes her a whore. A whore, to me is someone who lies and cheats, not someone who is adventurous, sexually. But to each their own i guess.

also, don't trust info from your girlfriend's friends. women are strangely vindictive towards each other.
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:53 PM   #44 (permalink)
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TS, i guess i don't see what your ex's past has to do with anything and why it makes her a whore. A whore, to me is someone who lies and cheats, not someone who is adventurous, sexually. But to each their own i guess.

also, don't trust info from your girlfriend's friends. women are strangely vindictive towards each other.
Isn't that what this thread is about?
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Isn't that what this thread is about?
well, the TS never claimed that his woman cheated on him. I guess you could say she lied, but to me, its a forgiveable one.
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:02 PM   #46 (permalink)
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well, the TS never claimed that his woman cheated on him. I guess you could say she lied, but to me, its a forgiveable one.
Oh, I see. I read it as "lying or cheating" but I guess you meant it as a "lying cheater." My apologies.
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Oh, I see. I read it as "lying or cheating" but I guess you meant it as a "lying cheater." My apologies.
point is that he dumped his woman, despite being in a happy relationship, because of revelations about her sexual past. stuff that, in all reality, is a private thing for her. besides, like i said, it was second hand information.

i repeat, don't trust a god damn word her "friends" say.
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:12 PM   #48 (permalink)

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Believe me I tried to explain all of that to him. I guess he just gets really excited and he cant control himself. It was kind of an uncomfortable conversation for him. I just tried to explain to him that if all else fails he has hands and a tongue that can do the trick.
He should listen to the wisdom of the great Katt Williams, "You gotta get rid of that (load), man. The first one has a mind of it's own". It's absolutely true.

My blindsided story:
Started dating this girl who was at the end of a relationship with another guy and me with another girl. Not the best way to start a relationship. Any way, a few months later still in our "honeymoon" period, she buys a new car. One day we go out to it after she had been out all day and I see her ex's name written in the dust by her sunroof. The only place her car had supposedly been all day was about 3 levels underground in a parking lot for a big office building. I confronted her with it and she claimed 'he probably did it to cause us problems'. I told her there's no way a guy went through 3 levels of an underground garage to find her car, just to write his name on it. Of course she did the crying routine. I pretended like I believed her but secretly wrote her off. I kept banging her and her beautiful ass until something better came along.
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:49 PM   #49 (permalink)
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TS, i guess i don't see what your ex's past has to do with anything and why it makes her a whore. A whore, to me is someone who lies and cheats, not someone who is adventurous, sexually. But to each their own i guess.

also, don't trust info from your girlfriend's friends. women are strangely vindictive towards each other.
I agree with you at some level, but the TS clealry thinks he could do better and be happier with someone else, and the chick did lie about her sexual past. I've known guys who have given NY club type girls a try, and lets just say it ended in a messy divorce and some cheating.
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:52 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Believe me I tried to explain all of that to him. I guess he just gets really excited and he cant control himself. It was kind of an uncomfortable conversation for him. I just tried to explain to him that if all else fails he has hands and a tongue that can do the trick.
Well, he has to want to solve the problem, nobody can force him.

Kinda like AA, gotta admit you have a problem first, then you gotta admit you can deal with it, and then you move forward from there testing solutions!

If your good looking, he could have a fun time testing solutions; it's a shame for him that he's so shy.
Or maybe not if your fugly
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