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Old 08-19-2008, 02:32 PM   #31 (permalink)
 
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Did you ask her straight up how many guys she had slept with in the past? If not, why would she bring it up?

If I pick up a girl at a bar, bring her home and stick my weiner in her, I automatically assume it's not the first time she has done something like that. I actually find it quite humorous when some chick tells me how she never does stuff like this after the fact.
The "1 or 2 one night stands" turned out to be a few more according to her "close friend", they like to share info about each other, another person that knows her also confirmed a story or two.

She lied about that, so who knows what other things she lied about....there are some wicked whores out there, I'm just glad I got out without wasting too much time and money. I can't be the man that is going to turn that whore into a housewife, I need a chick that has done less dirt.
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Old 08-19-2008, 02:49 PM   #32 (permalink)
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I was dating a girl my freshman year of college and all was well until she went on spring break. She ended up going with another family and blew their son on the airplane ride down to Florida and then again in a hotel room in front of his brother.

She tried to hide it but I could tell she was guilty of something the next time I saw her and broke it off with her over the phone. I didn't even find out that it happened until three months later.

Quite recently I went out with someone and had two really good dates, lots of fun and laughter, lots of mutual hints dropped towards taking things further. Two days after the second date she stopped returning my calls.

I had to find out on my own she was actually already dating someone but stopped seeing me because she felt too guilty to cheat on him.
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I met this great guy who is in the Navy a while ago. We dated for about 3 months and things were going great. The only problem was that we were yet to have sex so I was a little concerned that he hadn't tried to sleep with me yet. Anyway, one night my brother and his fiance invited me and "Mark" over for dinner and then we were going to watch a movie. Well we had a great dinner and then he said "hey I'm pretty tired do you mind if we just call it a night?" so I walked him outside, we said our goodbyes and he says "I'll call you tomorrow when I get off duty" well tomorrow comes and by 11pm I still hadn't heard from him (he usually gets out of duty by 5pm) so I sent him a text saying something like "hey, whats up?" he never answered. I tried calling him a couple days later and still nothing. I was totally confused, I had no idea what happened. He dropped off the face of the earth. He ended up calling me a few weeks later and the excuse he gave me was so weird I had to believe him. We talked about trying to work things out but he got sent to Japan until 2009 so if we are both single when he comes back we might give it a try.
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Old 08-19-2008, 03:21 PM   #34 (permalink)
 
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I met this great guy who is in the Navy a while ago. We dated for about 3 months and things were going great. The only problem was that we were yet to have sex so I was a little concerned that he hadn't tried to sleep with me yet. Anyway, one night my brother and his fiance invited me and "Mark" over for dinner and then we were going to watch a movie. Well we had a great dinner and then he said "hey I'm pretty tired do you mind if we just call it a night?" so I walked him outside, we said our goodbyes and he says "I'll call you tomorrow when I get off duty" well tomorrow comes and by 11pm I still hadn't heard from him (he usually gets out of duty by 5pm) so I sent him a text saying something like "hey, whats up?" he never answered. I tried calling him a couple days later and still nothing. I was totally confused, I had no idea what happened. He dropped off the face of the earth. He ended up calling me a few weeks later and the excuse he gave me was so weird I had to believe him. We talked about trying to work things out but he got sent to Japan until 2009 so if we are both single when he comes back we might give it a try.
What was the excuse?
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What was the excuse?
Well....lol... the short version is: I really like you, and I knew that things were going good and if I continued we would have sex and I was scared because I wouldn't be able to satisfy you. I guess he busts in like 2 minutes. He was single for a few years before we got together and I guess his former gilfriend was so unsatisfied that she pretty much said to him that she wants to be with him but she needs to sleep with other men because he wasn't giving her what she needed in bed. I guess it fucked him all up.
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Well....lol... the short version is: I really like you, and I knew that things were going good and if I continued we would have sex and I was scared because I wouldn't be able to satisfy you. I guess he busts in like 2 minutes. He was single for a few years before we got together and I guess his former gilfriend was so unsatisfied that she pretty much said to him that she wants to be with him but she needs to sleep with other men because he wasn't giving her what she needed in bed. I guess it fucked him all up.
sounds to me like he needs to learn how to deal with the smell and take a long trip down town
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sounds to me like he needs to learn how to deal with the smell and take a long trip down town
Thats what I said, minus the smell part.
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Well....lol... the short version is: I really like you, and I knew that things were going good and if I continued we would have sex and I was scared because I wouldn't be able to satisfy you. I guess he busts in like 2 minutes. He was single for a few years before we got together and I guess his former gilfriend was so unsatisfied that she pretty much said to him that she wants to be with him but she needs to sleep with other men because he wasn't giving her what she needed in bed. I guess it fucked him all up.
I wonder if he will ever get any of his ego back?
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:10 PM   #39 (permalink)
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Cliff Notes version: Met a girl, got engaged, things were great, found out a few things, found out she was cheating.

Novel version: I met a girl online, met her in person about three weeks later, and then we were engaged two months later.

Stopped reading here, you deserve whatever she did to you, you are an idiot.
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:17 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Thats what I said, minus the smell part.
oh right, i forgot, that's the best part...
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