Batman doesn't get away in this version...
Batman Bale Arrested for Alleged Assault - Yahoo! News
"Batman star Christian Bale has been arrested in London after turning himself in to a police station to undergo questioning on allegations that he assaulted his mother and sister.
The incident allegedly took place in the box-office champ's Dorchester Hotel room in London on Sunday, the day before the blockbuster film's European premiere.
A Metropolitan Police spokesperson told E! News that Bale as yet faces "no charges, all we are saying at the moment is that a 34-year-old male attended a central London police station this morning, by appointment, and was arrested in connection with an allegation of assault.
He currently remains in custody."
of course it's just "claims" and "alleged" right now so who knows.
he may have just tripped and accidentally push over a lamp for all we know.