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Got Beatup in the Park Today...
So I was taking my daily afternoon walk in the park today when I see this asshole and his dog. Now, my park has a strict no-dogs policy b/c dog owners left poochie loafs everywhere on the grass. Disgusting! So I approach this asshole and remind him of the policy, but he gives me this horrible attitude, like I'm the one who's breaking the rules or something. Then his piece of shit dog tries to bite me!
Now, I don't hate animals, but for my own defense I kicked the dog away from me. It could have had rabies! But then this motherfucker sucker punches me and starts kicking me on the ground. Before I had my chance to get up and throw some bows the pussy ran off! I dunno if I should call the cops or hunt this guy down. It's a small neighborhood up here in Canada so everyone knows everyone...
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"My jiu-jitsu always helps me, always saves me in the worst times."
-Demian Maia
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