[YeahBee]

Golfers why???????

I hate golf, the frekkin ball never lands where I want to, when I am standing on the driving range and have had a couple of clean hits in a row I always fuck up miserably, I put this fantastic put jsut to see it stop 1/4 of an inch before the hole, I go down and make my shot in the bunker jsut to see the ball still lying there after my swin, I have a comfortable lead only to fuck it up on the last couple of holes

It ireally isn't healthy for me, I get soooooo angry I get physical pain in my body

And yet I keep coming back

WHY??????

[coopdro]

I think you answered all of you own questions in your post.

Because the ball didn't land where you wanted it to.
Because you don't consistently hit the ball perfect at the range.
Because your put stopped 1/4 inch before the cup.
Because you didn't get out of the bunker on one swing.
And finally because you fuck up on the last several holes when you're winning.

Would it be much fun if everything went your way?
Due to all the things you listed above, playing well is that much more satisfying.

[americanbulldog]

You suck by the sounds of it.

Like all things in life, the less gifted you are naturally, the more time you need to put into practice.

I golfed heavily as a junior, through summer camps, etc.

I can break 80 consistently.

Spend more time at the range. Buy decent blades. Practice tempo.

If this fails, take up knitting. There has to be something you can do.

[JSN]

people like golf because they're gay /thread

[Nexumi]

You see, you need a magic ball.

[Clam Section]

Golf blows.

But if you're planning on being filthy rich, don't forget that some of the biggest deals get made on the lawn.

[americanbulldog]

Originally Posted by Clam Section

Golf blows.

But if you're planning on being filthy rich, don't forget that some of the biggest deals get made on the lawn.

You've seen way too many movies, or read one too many comic books.

[Fedorable]

I hate golf, it's a waste of trees. This message has been brought to you by an environmentalist specialist currently dealing with soils.

[americanbulldog]

Originally Posted by Fedorable

I hate golf, it's a waste of trees. This message has been brought to you by an environmentalist specialist currently dealing with soils.

Gimme a break. Go champion another useless cause. Save the trees! Save the whales! Save Darfur! Save women's rights! Save the planet!

Get the puck outta he'!

[YeahBee]

Originally Posted by Clam Section

Golf blows.

But if you're planning on being filthy rich, don't forget that some of the biggest deals get made on the lawn.

The real golfers probably hate me and my mate, I wear flip-flops, shorts and a soccer jersey, my mate often comes straight from work so he is dressed as a carpenter

I think I am the first one in my family to ever hold a golfclub tbh

I am kinda reclaiming golf isnterad of the streets