[vern_Fonk]

just got hit with the biggest epiphany ever. i am drunk atm, and i just got back from a night out. it seems as long as u dont resemble a hideous troll you can basically get any chick regardless of your wealth as long as you have confidence. for instance, i am no brad pitt or anything. im just your avg run of the mill college student, and i am not dressed extremely fancy or anything. i have hit on many girls in the past and have gone out with and currently going out with a girl, however, tonight for halloween..me and my friends decided to hit a club. currently im still pretty buzzed, but about 2 hrs ago i was really drunk. and this is how the story went.

this is a pretty swanky club with lots of stuck up looking, plastic women of all races. there were brunettes, fake plastic blonde bimbos, exotic looking raven haired women and red heads (something for everyone). well i was pretty drunk and although im seeing a girl right now, i figured, fuckit, its halloween lets just hit on anything that moves.

first girl (dime piece) ; hottest girl in the dance floor- blonde, nice body, huge fake looking stripper boobs (probably a stripper). this is the type of girl u go 'if u dont have millions of dollars, u probably cant hit on her). well i dont have millions of dollars (im a broke ass 21yr old college student), but i was hammered. so i just went up to her even tho she was surrounded by her equally stuck up friends and just took her hands and started grinding with her. my friends were like 'wtf hes totally going to crash and burn'. but no, she reciprocated and we grinded for like an hr and she started feeling me up. i got her name and some details (it was soo loud in there) then i had to go back to my friends. so i excused myself for awhile. she said 'ill be here'.

girl 2 (8/10). me and my friends got more drinks

it was a cute brunette dancing with her friend- both of them were as cops. not as hot as blondie, but still. i go up to her same old, look her in the eye, take her hand and started dancing. she reciprocated, 30 + minutes past, . we talked abit as best as we could in that enviornment and i found out what she did, and that shes never been at that club before etc.
she gave me her number and i gave her mine. then i excused myself and she got pulled by her friend (damn friends!) and i went back to my friends.
got a drink and decided to go back in.

girl 3. japanese girl (7.5/10). we started dancing and again, just grabbed her hand , looked her in the eye and danced. she reciprocated and we grinded. shes a visiting exchange student and shes feeling me up. i woo her with some shitty japanese and understanding of japanese culture- ie; i told her i liked K1, pride and HARDGAY. she started laughing and we danced for like 40 minutes. then we exchanged phone numbers and she asked me to call her before she left and we hugged and she pecked me on the cheek. i got back to my friends and theyre ready to leave because theyre SOL and theyve had it (theyre super shy around women) so we go

on the way back I run into the first blonde chick again and i hugged her and told her im sorry that i had to go. shes like'let me give u my number' and i took her number and we exchanged hugs and i pecked her on the cheek and we left.

and now im back posting on mayberry.

to sum it up: i know im by no means super good looking. but i am not ugly either. and chances u probably arent. girls are easy to get with and u dont need any pick up artist lines or cheesy pick up lines to get with them. if youre in a club and if you dont resemble human excrement, chances are u can hook up with 80 percent of the girls in there if u show some semblance of confidence. i was pretty shy before and i didnt adopt a 'i have nothing to lose attitude' like tonight and went on a girl hitting on spree. i should have earlier. earlier i just hit on 1 or 2 girls a night and they were what i thought were in my league. but i was wrong. by all means hit on girls 'out of your league,' just be confident and cool and u will probably get them. just take them by the hand and pull them towards u, look at them in the eye and start dancing and chances are they will leave their friend to dance with u. i hit on 3 girls successfuly in the span of about 2hrs one after the other, without trying very hard and i had to leave early. if i had more time i might have met more girls and who know where it might have led with one of them. u dont need some dude with a queer looking hat and goggles to tell u to ask women 'if they saw a fight in the parking lot' or 'if theyve ever been on the montel williams show'. if youre not ugly , and u exude confidence u can hit on and get away with pretty much every girl. pick up artist books, money and super rich clothes are for losers. if youre not completely hideous, just be confident and ur looks + ur confidence can make up for anything. and thats my drunken rant. if youve ever went "how did that ugly douche bag land that chick!?!" well now you know. good luck, happy halloween and im off to bed.

[That Dude]

brah, not to rain on your parade or anything but you really didnt accomplish all that much. You got a few #'s at the club. That shit happens all the time. For all you know they could be fake #'s. That's beside the point though. Your game will be put to the test if/when you actually call these girls. Bump this thread when you make contact with these females and let us know how it works out.

[UtahGetMe2]

you werent kiddin

tl/dr

[bob]

Originally Posted by UtahGetMe2

you werent kiddin

tl/dr

best name ever, " they got these meat ball subs....best i ever ate..."

[Tone C]

So you go and get grinding with these hot women ,get their numbers,come home,post on Sherdog then go to sleep?

Man,your priorities are SO screwed up.

[Sohan]

Friends don't let friends post on Sherdog drunk.

[victorygrappler]

cool story, agree 100%.

[halfmoon_]

thats cool dude, if forcing yourself on girls is wrong then i dont wannabe right

[Mathias]

I agree with the confidence part but you didn't even bang any of the girls? Your night was a failure.

[vern_Fonk]

ahh i barely remember making this post, haha. my head hurts, but i will adress some issues:

that dude; way ahead of you, everytime i get a number i usually call them right there or they call me and we exchange our numbers thru caller ID. but ofcourse, i have yet to call them so who knows where it might lead. last night 2 of the girls called me and one i called there. i was really after the blonde chick though, so i was glad she was the one that called first.

tonec;

this issue is another one entirely. i had to leave unfortunately and the girls were with their friends. why did i have to leave? because my friends , NEVER EVER, EVER, approach women in clubs. and they always leave before closing plus one of them was my ride so i unfortunately had to leave. one of my friends is a good wingman, but unfortunately he's really hung up on some girl that he's seeing and hes soo whipped that he won't even wing man for me even though shes a thousand miles away, alas. other than this guy, the rest of my friends are terrible to party with and they basically hold me back. ive only sealed the deal, twice with 2 chicks by bringing them back to my place , and both of those times i was with other people who were not shy to approach women/leave early- unfortunately i don't see them often.

regardless, the issue here is that ive always felt 'mystery's lines to be a load of BS. and this is just pretty much advice to guys who are too shy to approach women , when they really are not as ugly as they may think they are. and if they are confident they can definately get dime pieces. easy.