[IamAppreciated]

There are these things called shark attacks, but there is no such thing as a shark attack. I have never seen a real shark attack. I know you’re making a weird face as you’re reading this. OK people, a shark attack is not what we see on TV and what people portray it as.

We’re humans. We live on land.

Sharks live in water.

So if you’re swimming in the water and a shark bites you, that’s called trespassing. That is called trespassing. That is not a shark attack. A shark attack is if you’re chilling at home, sitting on your couch, and a shark comes in and bites you; now that’s a shark attack. Now, if you’re chilling in the water, that is called invasion of space. So I have never heard of a shark attack.

[bgrizzly98]

Edit: whoops forgot i wasn't in OT. HAHA. Seriously, I am not even going to give a full explanation, but your wrong. It has nothing to do with territory.

[MDX875]

saw that shit on espn...heard he stole it from some comedian

[soggyfist]

It makes sense.

[sylaxRKO]

kinda stupid but yeah does make sense

[IamAppreciated]

Originally Posted by bgrizzly98

Edit: whoops forgot i wasn't in OT. HAHA. Seriously, I am not even going to give a full explanation, but your wrong. It has nothing to do with territory.

gilbert arenas of the washington wizards, not me. i just thought it was funny.

[BloodKnight]

Originally Posted by bgrizzly98

Edit: whoops forgot i wasn't in OT. HAHA. Seriously, I am not even going to give a full explanation, but your wrong. It has nothing to do with territory.

It was a joke. A sad one but a joke none the less

[Magooglie]

Gilbert Arenas has a track record of being wacky.

[ebe9]

Yeah I laughed a little.

[EE6_TBOIO_MATb]

That's a very stupid and not even funny, therefore useless thread.

Why do I post then ?

I dunno. I'm never coming back on this thread