Funniest moments with girls .eg dating relationships and the like.....

yendor28 · 03-02-2006, 01:28 AM

Share gentlemen - mayberry so true stories unlike OT

I am sure there will be some farting stories here somewhere.

I remember there was once a thread about a guy who shit himself on a one night stand and rubbed the girl in it then left hoping she would wake up and think she did it..........................

gumbroski · 03-02-2006, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by yendor28

Share gentlemen - mayberry so true stories unlike OT

I am sure there will be some farting stories here somewhere.

I remember there was once a thread about a guy who shit himself on a one night stand and rubbed the girl in it then left hoping she would wake up and think she did it..........................

charming ... dunno if it qualifies but I heard about this guy who borrowed a porno vid and didnt have 2 vcrs to tape it so he set his video camera up pointing at the tv screen ...so later on he loans THAT tape to a friend who took it home to watch ... imagine his friends surpirise at the lack of quality on this bootleg especially the reflection from the screen of his mate sat in an armchair 'waxing his carrott'

Woob · 03-02-2006, 07:11 AM

I farted while kissing my g/f quite passionatly. kinda killed the mood. not as bad as other but still awkward

Elpresidente · 03-02-2006, 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by gumbroski

charming ... dunno if it qualifies but I heard about this guy who borrowed a porno vid and didnt have 2 vcrs to tape it so he set his video camera up pointing at the tv screen ...so later on he loans THAT tape to a friend who took it home to watch ... imagine his friends surpirise at the lack of quality on this bootleg especially the reflection from the screen of his mate sat in an armchair 'waxing his carrott'

LOL, gold.

Tone C · 03-02-2006, 10:17 AM

Okay,whilst living with my girlfriend I got really bad stomach cramps and did'nt want to go to toilet as the heating had'nt kicked in.So I really let rip in the bed,farting like a maniac and they were evil,peeling the wallpaper off with the stench almost.I got up 15 mins later when house warmed up ,got dressed etc and went back to wake up GF .She was already awake and looked really embarassed and before I could say anything she apologised for the smell saying her stomach must have been playing up in the night,as she assumed I'd been up for ages and had'nt been in the bedroom to make those smells.I accepted her apology and let her go on thinking it was her til the next day after she cooked me dinner that night.She was even scared she'd shit the bed....now if I fart in the bedroom she charges £10.

desertbake · 03-02-2006, 10:30 AM

One time I was partying at a friends apartment with my gf and her best friend (also female). My friend's apartment was on the 2nd floor and I was super drunk. Anyway, I was on the balcony taking a piss and was so drunk I didn't see my gf and her friend below... I ended up pissing all over the two of them. She dumped me the next day

Smigg · 03-02-2006, 10:50 AM

My mates were with me at a bar, and there was some loud music, my mate leans over to me and all I heard was "Ah ger gree", I said "What", and again "Ah Ger Gree", then I asked "You want some beans", then my mate shouted "NO, I'D SHAG HER IN THE GREEN", just as the music stopped for the whole bar to hear.

mrs.pierre · 03-02-2006, 03:21 PM

i cant say that i have done anything embarasing while on a date as us girlies never do lol, but i was going out with this guy who had gone for a few jars with his mates. as it was gonna be late when he came home i just give him my key to let himself in.... bout 4 in the morning i herd him stumbling through the door and proceed to make his way upsatirs to bed but he must have needed the toilet and then proceeded into my babys sister room (16 at the time) thinking it was the loo and started peeing all over the bottom of her bed and feet ....
i just felt the glory the next day telling all of his mates, non the less my mum made him sleep in my sisters bed while she went into the spair room. thats gotta be the worst

Luv2Teach · 03-02-2006, 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by desertbake

One time I was partying at a friends apartment with my gf and her best friend (also female). My friend's apartment was on the 2nd floor and I was super drunk. Anyway, I was on the balcony taking a piss and was so drunk I didn't see my gf and her friend below... I ended up pissing all over the two of them. She dumped me the next day

Thats pretty good.

Goshinjitsu · 03-02-2006, 04:33 PM

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Originally Posted by yendor28

Share gentlemen - mayberry so true stories unlike OT

I am sure there will be some farting stories here somewhere.

I remember there was once a thread about a guy who shit himself on a one night stand and rubbed the girl in it then left hoping she would wake up and think she did it..........................

If this happened to me I don't think I would ever tell a living soul about it. Ever.

It is funny though.