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Old 08-25-2008, 03:46 AM   #61 (permalink)

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Sounds just like me. Married at 22, divorced at 25, now 30 dating 18-22 year olds. So fun, but so fucking stupid it hurts to hear them talk.
Dude I'm 24 and it hurts to hear them talk.
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Old 08-25-2008, 04:56 AM   #62 (permalink)

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Dude I'm 24 and it hurts to hear them talk.
No fucking lie...
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Old 08-25-2008, 05:44 AM   #63 (permalink)
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So basicly you were trying to date Batwoman? Nice.
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Old 08-25-2008, 09:03 AM   #64 (permalink)
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Married at 21, divorced at 27, now 29 and dating 19-21 year olds. It's soo wrong but they are fun.
You find 19-21 years old fun? I'm sorry mate but I find them to be immature, they're clingy, I'm not saying all are but most of what i've seen and expirenced, their clingy and when they get drunk and ring you up at 4 in the morning and talk as if their retarded (yes one of them does that cos she thinks it's funny) or they try to play you off against and ex BF that you've never met, or even better when they want to hold out for sex it puts me off, I've always prefer older women to me, (I'm 23) there more fun to be around IMHO, but on the whole I prefer one night stands as apposed to a relationship.
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Old 08-25-2008, 09:18 AM   #65 (permalink)
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^^^

But there tits are still perky AND real, asses are tight and firm, stomachs are flat and toned, and their lips (not the ones of the face) don't hang to their knees.

You find 30 year old woman who fits that description and she KNOWS she is one in a million which means she is a real headache.

Plus the young ones are dumb so you can have a "relationship" with a few at a time.
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Old 08-25-2008, 09:23 AM   #66 (permalink)
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But there tits are still perky AND real, asses are tight and firm, stomachs are flat and toned, and their lips (not the ones of the face) don't hang to their knees.

Plus their dumb so you can have a "relationship" with a few at a time.
I see you're point about being dumb, there just to nieve, but at the same time I find they get clingy, they fall in love when you know it's only lust and they'll do anything and everything form letting you move on (I'm in that situation at the moment with an ex) as much as there toned, tight, nice perky asses and titties there is a major con their CLINGY.
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Old 08-25-2008, 09:34 AM   #67 (permalink)
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Lose the conscience. Them in love means you can treat them like . . . well . . . not so nice. Your goal should be to be "the ex" that makes them think all guys are assholes.

Actually never mind, do the ones you like to do, and leave the young, tight, perky, sexually permissive, and stupid ones for me.
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Old 08-25-2008, 09:35 AM   #68 (permalink)

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no loss really
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:26 PM   #69 (permalink)

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I got two stories of guys I know that turned friends into girlfriends, and both are exactly the same story pretty much.

Fred had a crush on Suzie. Suzie was pretty damn hot and lots of guys had a crush on her. Fred was about 30 lbs overweight and about 5'4". Anyway, he asked her out. She said "No, we are just friends." He kind of accepted it, but then he made her a mixed CD. Still wasn't interested. For two years he followed her like a pathetic puppy dog buying her things, asking her out, getting rejected, listening her bitch about guys she went on dates with etc. One day he realized how pathetic he was being. Furthermore, a new cute girl was working at his work (not as cute as Suzie mind you). He asked her out and she said yes. A couple days later he was hanging out with Suzie and he told her about the date. She got instant jealous and by the end of the week they were bf and gf. They were together for two years. He broke her heart by cheating on her eventually. She broke his heart by not accepting him back. He went to prison due to a meth addiction, she went to college.

Same story minus the ending for a guy named Roger. His ending is that he is now married to her and she is my sister.
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Old 08-25-2008, 01:30 PM   #70 (permalink)

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Didn't see that ending coming. Bet Suzie didnt either
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