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08-19-2008, 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by dylanransom
If this is some kind of threat, I should let you know that I am the world's greatest peen-dodger.
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Is that pound for pound or straight up over-all?
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08-24-2008, 08:56 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2008
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Hmm...serious question, how big is you thingy?
I fyou got an average one, like 4"..well, I wouldn't have the balls..but if you are hung pretty well like a 7" porn shit..
Then just get some alcohol situation and then just let her know you got a big one..seriously.
I can't tell you how many chicks I banged due to a huge dong and letting them know about in the right way.
Some say size don't matter, but that is shit. Also, they let their girlfriends know, hopefully you are friends with them..then you can bang themt too.. Seriously..I am not joking.
Good luck..and if it don't work, just blame the boos and just being horny.
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08-25-2008, 12:20 AM
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#53 (permalink)
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Discordant Rake
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: a whipping narrative
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Originally Posted by techlogik
Hmm...serious question, how big is you thingy?
I fyou got an average one, like 4"..well, I wouldn't have the balls..but if you are hung pretty well like a 7" porn shit..
Then just get some alcohol situation and then just let her know you got a big one..seriously.
I can't tell you how many chicks I banged due to a huge dong and letting them know about in the right way.
Some say size don't matter, but that is shit. Also, they let their girlfriends know, hopefully you are friends with them..then you can bang themt too.. Seriously..I am not joking.
Good luck..and if it don't work, just blame the boos and just being horny.
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That's such an odd and cool post...
End result of night out was I didn't get any, and didn't really try. I am leaving town and I guess I pussed out cuz I'm a softy. She was really more full of herself than I ever remember her being, which was probably a come-and-get-it challenge. The sour grapes version is: I like sweet girls and I'm afraid she would have wrecked me.
what I didn't get:
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Last edited by dylanransom; 08-25-2008 at 12:28 AM.
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08-25-2008, 01:25 AM
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#54 (permalink)
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Join Date: Jun 2005
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Originally Posted by dylanransom
That's such an odd and cool post...
End result of night out was I didn't get any, and didn't really try. I am leaving town and I guess I pussed out cuz I'm a softy. She was really more full of herself than I ever remember her being, which was probably a come-and-get-it challenge. The sour grapes version is: I like sweet girls and I'm afraid she would have wrecked me.
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no loss really
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08-25-2008, 01:49 AM
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Originally Posted by dylanransom
That's such an odd and cool post...
End result of night out was I didn't get any, and didn't really try. I am leaving town and I guess I pussed out cuz I'm a softy. She was really more full of herself than I ever remember her being, which was probably a come-and-get-it challenge.
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Thanks for the update. At least you gave us an ending unlike some other douhe bags that in this forum. I think you're right, you pussed out. You probably gave yourself excuses why you didn't like her just so you didn't have to ask. Don't worry I do it too, but as long as you feel like crap about it and learn from it, then it wasn't a total loss.
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08-25-2008, 02:49 AM
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Originally Posted by highkicknomore
Thanks for the update. At least you gave us an ending unlike some other douhe bags that in this forum. I think you're right, you pussed out. You probably gave yourself excuses why you didn't like her just so you didn't have to ask. Don't worry I do it too, but as long as you feel like crap about it and learn from it, then it wasn't a total loss.
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jesus I'm such a newb at dating. i've been fucking married, and I shouldnt have to go through all this tripe again...this was all so much easier back when I was a 19 year old cock-forward swashbuckler. cheers
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08-25-2008, 03:26 AM
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LOL, you've already been married? How old are you, that girl that you wanted to date looks like she's in her twenties.
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tuf knubs = pride nutthuggers
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08-25-2008, 03:27 AM
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Originally Posted by highkicknomore
LOL, you've already been married? How old are you, that girl that you wanted to date looks like she's in her twenties.
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Married at 21, divorced at 27, now 29 and dating 19-21 year olds. It's soo wrong but they are fun.
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08-25-2008, 03:34 AM
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She looks pretty hot. What's up with that crap all over her face and in her hair? Did she just finish sacrificing a goat?
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08-25-2008, 03:37 AM
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Exitus acta probat
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Originally Posted by dylanransom
Married at 21, divorced at 27, now 29 and dating 19-21 year olds. It's soo wrong but they are fun.
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Sounds just like me. Married at 22, divorced at 25, now 30 dating 18-22 year olds. So fun, but so fucking stupid it hurts to hear them talk.
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