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Old 08-19-2008, 03:53 PM   #41 (permalink)
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i'll try it out this weekend and let you know
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:04 PM   #42 (permalink)
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I still feel like a winner...
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Old 08-19-2008, 04:13 PM   #43 (permalink)

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as you should.
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Old 08-19-2008, 05:07 PM   #44 (permalink)
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My best female friend and I tried to date after years of knowing one another, but it ultimately didn't go anywhere.

It was difficult to switch gears from friendship into romance, in that we were always so afraid of wrecking what we had.

Eventually things just kind of cooled off romantically with no closure what so ever, and we went back to being really good friends. (Although I still find myself wanting more sometimes)
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:04 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Get her DRUNK is the number one most important factor.

Other than that, get her alone and cuddled up close to you. Easiest way is to watch a movie with her at home. Get close on the couch, and turn off the lights. Operate smoothly.
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I do appreciate the time and thought that goes into people's advice, but I'm not really looking for tips.
Man what a nice response, your a polite dude, that guy just told you to get your old buddy wasted/ take advantage of her and you told him you appreciated his advice and the TIME it took to come up with that little gem

what a sweethart
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:29 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Thanks folks, ready to go into battle. Sushi and saki, with a side of laughs. At some point when she whips out the lingering eye contact, I'll say "you know what we should do?" lay on the kiss, and then it's on. Acting training will make it teh spontaneous. Hopefully pics on Friday.
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:33 PM   #47 (permalink)

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Thanks folks, ready to go into battle. Sushi and saki, with a side of laughs. At some point when she whips out the lingering eye contact, I'll say "you know what we should do?" lay on the kiss, and then it's on. Acting training will make it teh spontaneous. Hopefully pics on Friday.
Please don't say that.
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Please don't say that.
Was tongue-in-cheek comment.




so was that.
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Old 08-19-2008, 06:37 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Was tongue-in-cheek comment.




so was that.
Dick in cheek comments are coming your way!! good luck!!

Edit!
I was referring to your dick in her cheek, as a point of encouragement/degradation to women

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Dick in cheek comments are coming your way!! good look
If this is some kind of threat, I should let you know that I am the world's greatest peen-dodger.
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