[darthdad]

Apart from Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor, its hard to think of a stronger influence on today's comedians, whether they realize it or not.

[Juelz Bandana]

He was funny.

[heyguy]

"Hard work is for people short on talent"

[groo]

38. Religion convinced the world that there's an invisible man in the sky who watches everything you do. And there's 10 things he doesn't want you to do or else you'll go to a burning place with a lake of fire until the end of eternity. But he loves you! ...And he needs money! He's all powerful, but he can't handle money!

best quote ever.

[Screwtape73]

"I never fucked a 10, but one time I fucked five 2s" GC

RIP George

[Tchort]

Yeah he was a helluva funny guy he will be missed.

[TomTheMonster]

RIP George, you'll be missed.

[stroppa]

"33. The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

I love this one



"17. Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"

This one's great, because I apply it to video games.
Anybody who I beat is fucking terrible, and anybody better than me is a nerd who needs to get outside more often. It makes me feel better >.>

[darthdad]

Originally Posted by Screwtape73

"I never fucked a 10, but one time I fucked five 2s" GC

RIP George

"I never fucked a 1 though. Never been drunk enough to fuck a 1. You gotta be DRUUU-UUNK to fuck a 1." -George Carlin

[nvmeplz]

"Wanna hear something no one talks about.....pussy farts!"