[VulcanRaven]

Lets say there was complete shitbag who had done you a hell of a lot of harm. Lets say he raped someone you loved like 5-6 years ago, got away with it, and it now just walking around in the free world. And he lives in the same city as you. and you know his name, and thats all you know.

What if that someone you love is still dealing with it to this day and has problems with depression and can't sleep some nights because of it.

What if every once in a while you think about smashing his goddamn face in, even though you know its kind of pointless. If i were to just go and smash this guy's face in, am i going to trial, jail, criminal record?

Don't mean to sound like a stupid emotional meathead, its just something on my mind tonight and won't leave. I don't want to give details, but wish i could do something to this guy.

[Rona4489]

Honestly, smashing his face in will do nothing. It will make you feel better temporary, but dude, come on. You can't take the law into your own hands. You will get burned.

With that said, if he knows your face sneak attack with tire iron/cro-bar would be highly effective. If he wouldn't recognize you then just walk up, beat the poo out of him, and then run as fast and as far away as you can.

[Happy Boy]

Someone I know did this to someone in a similar scenario, but it came back on him in a bad way.

[Aragonian]

use a mask.

[sativa]

Join the police force.

[strangelov]

Unless you walked in on him rapping her, beating the shit out of him after the fact is going to be considered assault.

I suggest setting deadly cobras loose into his room at night while he sleeps.

[whipyourasstyle]

[I Am Korean]

Hire ninjas.

[whipyourasstyle]

Getting away with murder

Rule #1: Choose your victims wisely.

The Green River Killer managed to kill, like, eighty people without getting caught (until he turned himself in) simply because he followed
this rule to a tee. His victims were all prostitutes and prostitutes all fall into the Preferred Victim category for the following reasons: they are easy to abduct and
lure into poorly-lit areas, they can be gone for more than a few days before anyone bothers to report them missing, and they are typically light and easy to carry. The
Green River Killer also followed Rule 2 as well.



Rule #2: Choose your burial sites wisely.

I live in Florida, and there is no end to quality places to dump bodies around here. There are oceans, estuaries, rivers, and even the
freaking Everglades, where a plane once crashed carrying 73 people and not even a tooth was found after the search. And yet still, week after week, I read about bodies
turning up in parks, trunks of cars, even beneath houses. For crying out loud people, use the land that God gave you. Make that body disappear. No body, no murder. Really,
how hard is this?



Rule #3: After using the weapon, destroy it.

This is the rule that the dumbass crackheads always ignore. They think that they shouldn’t destroy the gun with which they killed their
brother (so they could rob him and buy crack) because they can pawn it or sell it on the streets (so they can buy crack). After the murder is committed, the weapon is a
major liability. Anyone who hangs on to a $500 gun rather than risk the beauties of freedom is an idiot. Please, don’t be that idiot. Anything worth doing is worth
doing right.

Rule #4: Don’t have a typical motive.

Only murder people you barely know for reasons no one can understand. Is there absolutely no reason for you to murder the check-out clerk at
the grocery mart? If yes, then she’s your gal. Don’t murder people who make you mad or inflict pain upon you. Let them live long
lives—believe me, it’s the best form of revenge.



And that about wraps it up there people. Remember, murder is like anything else in life. It’s not very difficult, but it has to be done just right or you’ll
end up in jail.

Follow the rules!

[Halfway]

Beating his ass isn't gonna make the problem go away.