[Da Boss]

dumbest thing u did wen yur drunk.
i think i can tyope now. but tinight i hooked up with a girl ive known for 9 yrs, she rly hot but weve ben like brother/ sister. we hooked up t6onight and now im gonna catch crap for it tomorrow. i know u guys have way better and exciting stories than me so.....
guys post yur drunk stories what u did and regreat or did only cuz u were drunk..
here

[el manuel]

I danced with a fat chick. A really fat chick. But luckily I had to puke before I kissed her.

[ebe9]

I will say, and I mean this, the stupidest thing I've ever done drunk was drive myself home. That was very irresposible and very, very stupid of me to do.


Other than that I've gotten into some drunken brawls. I've never won and never lost becuase its just so damn hard to hit a guy when you're drunk.

[Rinksterk]

drank so much rum coke and beer I threw up while dancing with a girl. I don't think I vomitted on her. Went to the bathroom and threw up some more and cleaned up. Went back and washed it down with more rum coke. can't remember how i got back.. never saw the girl again

[Soma]

I fucked a beast of a woman. Then spent the night at her place and fucked her again in the morning, with sunlight streaming in, magnifying her rolls and blemishes in all their hideous glory.

The worst part? I was completely sober. Didn't have a drop to drink the night before or in the morning.

I rickrolled that bitch.

[Theprospect26]

I've bene in a couple of brawls, and also threw up all over my friends car on a way to a club one night. I had vomit all over myself, and when i got home i jumped in the shower. All of a sudden, i wake up and the water is still running with me sitting down in the shower stall with my head against the wall.

[SirBobbyKnight]

Called my boss when I was blackedout.
Nailed a fat chick.
Lost $5k gambling
Kicked this chick I know in the shin really hard
Broke a window, two doors, and a potted plant one night
Vomit and Mystery pee

This list could gone on forever but I just call this good clean fun. Nothing ever comes back to bite me in the ass.

[Cojofl]

Pissed on a police station

[Mithra]

I try to avoid getting stupid drunk...

[ViperXL]

I got fired today cause I got wasted and didnt show up for work. Awesome.