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Old 06-22-2008, 04:32 AM   #1 (permalink)

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Need some help fast

Ok so im on a lads holiday in zante, greece. the first 2 nights were awesome, drinking at night pulling the ladies, but all yesterday i was absolutely fucked. Was just laid on my bed not able to move, sweating profusely, felt so sick its untrue, just generally fucked. The hotel called the emergency doctor out and she diagnosed sunstroke, gave me a injection and told me id be fine tomorrow if i carried on drinking water etc. Today i felt a bit better waking up, but when i walked out of the room i basically shit myself, thats right, diarrhea. Im well aware that many of you are gonna laugh your tits off at this, but i really could do with some advice, my stomachs all over the place, running to the loo every 20 minutes and im knackered. Thoughts?
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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You had heat stroke. Drink water and kick it.

And yes, it does make you shit uncontrollably.
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Unless you're nauseous, in which case you may have food poisoning, but you'd be running a high fever if you were.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:35 AM   #4 (permalink)

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I don't know. I've never been to Greece.
But if a doctor tells you to drink plenty of water, you go right ahead and do it. Tell the doc that i'm giving the green light on this one.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:37 AM   #5 (permalink)
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I think i have the solution.

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Old 06-22-2008, 04:38 AM   #6 (permalink)

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Any idea how long im going to be like this? I cant even chill in my hotel room cos the toilet is blocked, and i cant make the run to the toilet in the other block of rooms.
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Old 06-22-2008, 04:47 AM   #7 (permalink)

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You should change your name to the Big-D. Oh I would laugh and laugh and say, i see what you did there.
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Old 06-22-2008, 11:11 AM   #8 (permalink)

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I think i have the solution.

lmao. That's classic. The only troll response was a mod. I lol'd

Drink lots of water and try to get some vicodins prescribed to you because they settle your stomach and are a fever reducant. Sherdog MD is here to save the day.
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LMAO, nice bro. TS drink water and maybe some pedialyte if they have it.
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