My fellow Sexwagoners, the Sexing Hour is upon us.
Win, lose, or draw, we shall bask in the glow from Akiyama's perfect tan.
Belcher's hideousness is formidable. Not since the evil dirty grabaka monkey Misaki has the Sexy One been pitted against such a disgusting creature. However, there is no force in the world which can equal pure sex. Be it the STFUppercut or a sexchoke, Sexyama will slay his ugly foe once again.